coming to america

soon i will be invading the shores of your mighty nation. my dad comes from New Jersey you see, and i'm off for a visit as a 60th birthday thing for him, he asked me what i wanted to go and see, you know, tourist stuff. i gave him a blank stare on the webcam he asked me again what i wanted to do..."we can do the statue of liberty, central park, anything you want bud, make a list and we'll hit the city"

i think he was surprised by my replies..

Hooters, Hooters, Hooters...and Hooters.

what? at which point at any time did i imply i am a man of substance and depth? food made of meat, served by hot girls = made of win.

so does anyone have any suggestions? lest i spend 14 days in Hooters and thus receive my first ever restraining order?

cheers for the replies guys, dad just mailed me to say we have tickets for either a jets or giants game, i forgot to mention it will be september, he says it should be nice in the day and *in NJ accent* "goddamn cold at night boy, bring a jacket"