100 - The Big One! Also, Sexual Fetishes

Wow, 100 blog entries, I never thought I would last this long. I think I almost didn't - I'm sure I had a big break for a while more than once. Never mind, I'm here now, and that's what counts, because this one's going to be a biggie.

I mentioned an entry or two back that I felt like telling you about my particular sexual fetish. I'm still not sure why exactly, but I'm going to lay it out here for you anyway. You should be warned that it is a bit...strange. It's not illegal, dangerous, scary, disgusting or even really weird. It's not animals, it's not poop and it's not old women or feet. But still, if you don't want to know something about the inner workings of my sexual tastes that may well colour you perception of me, I would encourage you to click away now - there's a reason this entry is flagged NSFW - I won't blame you, even I think it's a little weird.

Are they gone? Let's hope so.

So here's the thing - I like pregnant women. The 'technical' term is Maiesiophilia, and it probably bears some clarification. I'm not saying that I simply think pregnant women look good. I am sexually aroused by pregnant women; if I see one walking down the street, I can't help but sneak a look. This may make you think I'm some sexual deviant, following women around with one hand in my pocket, but please let me assure that I'm really not. I simply find my eyes drawn to what I find attractive. I don't get an instant erection when I see pregnant women, and I don't have to excuse myself to the bathroom for some relief just when I happen to be around one. I would imagine plenty of you have caught yourself staring at a member of your preferred sex with lustful thoughts in mind - that's not so different.

Nevertheless, There is something about pregnant women that I find irresistibly erotic. Have a quick Google search for some pregnant pornography, and you'll find plenty of it out there - rest assured that my fetish is far from rare. I don't know about other people who have as 'particular' a fetish as I do, but if you asked me, I doubt I'd be able to put my finger on exactly what it is that attracts me to pregnant women. I can be picky in my tastes - an ugly pregnant woman is still ugly, a pregnant woman with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth is still going to turn me off, etc. Some women just don't look good when they're pregnant - maybe they've put on too much weight, maybe their belly is just ridiculously big - I don't know exactly how my subconscious works, but it's a pretty fussy bastard - he know exactly what he does and does not like.

My girlfriend knows all about my tastes, and it hasn't freaked her out at all - I told her fairly early in our relationship, and she was totally cool with it, and remains so to this day.

So there you have it. As I said, I'm not entirely sure why I felt like sharing that one with you. I'm not ashamed of it, but it's certainly not the kind of thing I share with anyone, so I suppose you could consider yourselves lucky that I've chosen to share it with you. On the other hand, you might be completely freaked out and think I'm just sick :)

Normal service should be resumed with the next entry, at which point I should start talking about my new guild in WoW, my thoughts about work, and the rest of the general mince that usually graces these pages.