Really?

Ok, I think Mother Nature took me a little too seriously when, in my previous post, I said "screw summer." I think she misunderstood me. I meant to say I'm excited for November. I didn't mean for her to just forego summer. I was actually enjoying the weather we had here. Yesterday was unimaginably beautiful. Hell, at work I've been keeping the garage doors open all day because of how warm and sunny it's been.

So this morning my wife asks me to check the weather. I chuckled a little because when I glanced at my other monitor I saw this:

I chuckled because I just figured it was Microsoft's weather widget being retarded again. That is, of course, until I pulled back the drapes and saw this:

Now, I know I'm in Canada but It's April 27th. IT'S ALMOST FREAKIN' MAY. Sure, I'll tolerate a little flurry at the beginning of spring but not a full-blown, sticking to the ground snowfall. You can't really tell from my phenomenal blackberry photo that it's actually snowing. Not like a light little flurry either. It's big, thick, fingernail size, "oooh it's going to be a white Christmas," snowing outside. This is stupid especially considering how nice it's been. Maybe it's karma for me making fun of all the people who have had their snow tires on when it's 20 degrees (Celsius) outside.

To Mother Nature: Really? You know I didn't mean it. Stop being a bitch and bring back summer.

-N. "Soylent" White