Bad Day Cure

So, I was having one of those "bad days" where nothing was actually going wrong, I just hated the day itself. I mentioned it to a friend in IM and got this great response:

I'm sorry to hear that, what you need to do is a technique called "projection" where you project yourself into a different place. I heard this comedian make jokes about it, but I'm sure it will work. This is what you do, instead of being at work, you need to imagine yourself on a beach somewhere sipping champagne with Angelina Jolie. And then, in real life, when someone talks to you about work, for example, you say "Oh Angelina, I'll get to it just as soon as I finish this last glass of champagne. By the way, would you put some sun tan lotion on my back?" Of course, you might get some funny looks afterwords but hey, you're with Angelina Jolie!!

I took that advice, and let me tell you: HUGE SMILE!

So, in honor of good days and projection techniques (ironic considering my earlier "potential" blog, huh?), I bring you:

Blog by Matthew Tait Lifto