To Do List

I only have one item on my "To Do" list for today:

TO DO

• Procrastinate

I haven't gotten around to doing it, yet. Maybe I will later.

Why is it that we always write "To Do" at the top of our "To Do" list? Are we afraid we'll stumble across it later and wonder what the page of unrelated items is for? "Pick up milk, mow the lawn, wash clothes... what the heck are all these things?"