Match.com Mints

tait

Shared on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 12:52

I went to a Dot Net (.NET) Users Group meeting at Microsoft here in the Dallas area a couple months ago and it was sponsored by Match.com.  We got a "giveaway" when we entered the room and I tossed it in my car without much thought.  But, today, I grabbed it and brought it to my desk.  It's a small tin of mints.  Well, not "tin".  Not even metal.  It's a small "plastic" of mints.  I think it's plastic - but it's not that hard kind of plastic, it's more of the sorta soft, slightly textured plastic that can collect pocket lint, but isn't painful when in your pocket.  Well, I don't know much about your pocket - maybe you don't have pockets.  I'm sorry that I assumed you have pockets.

They are mints, though.

Anyway, the plastic (we're not calling it a tin!) was sitting there beside my computer when it suddenly occurred to me how appropriate it is that Match.com gives away mints.  I don't know if it's more or less appropriate to give them away to web developers, but I did think it interesting to give people mints.  "Hey, you need to have some of these so you're ready for a date!".  I'm just glad they don't give away child support packages.

Here's a horrid pic of the plastic from my phone - for your approval, Match Mints:

Match.com Mints

Comments

dkhodz's picture
Submitted by dkhodz on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 14:49
What do matches have to do with nets?
BROCK78's picture
Submitted by BROCK78 on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 15:47
I was gonna say make sure they aren't birth control, but Mike beat me to it.
tait's picture
Submitted by tait on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 16:21
what would happen if I took birth control pills?
Castlemonster's picture
Submitted by Castlemonster on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 17:26
@ tait, you could go fuck yourself without worrying about getting pregnant. :lol:
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 13:04
How about match.com birth control pills? That would probably be effective too. Or maybe they could just call the mints birth control pills.
CapnHun's picture
Submitted by CapnHun on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 13:15
Nice tin Tait.
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 13:25
Normally they give away condoms but this was a web developers meeting so they brought mints instead. "We know you geeks don't brush your teeth enough so use these mints when you want to talk to girls..."
webmonkee's picture
Submitted by webmonkee on Tue, 06/10/2008 - 14:06
I would think a .NET group would be pretty much the target demographic. They shoulda sprung for more than mints. Like maybe match.com Rolex's or something that shows how much they appreciate the business over the years. ;)

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