Next time

tait

Shared on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 16:16

It seems a relatively easy concept to understand, the use of the word "next".  I mean, if someone says that they'll pay for pizza "next" time, then I understand that the first instance that we get pizza, that person will pay for it.  Easy.  I got it.  But, I swear, I can't wrap my head around what "next" thursday means.  I always hear people say that it's "this" Thursday because that's the next one, but yet, somehow, in my brain, it all gets screwed up.  And, it gets worse as "this very next" Thursday approaches.  I mean, like today (Wednesday), "next" Thursday seems a lot more like 8 days away than tomorrow.  Yet, I'm likely to miss at least one appointment sometime either tomorrow, or "next" week.  I'm not sure. 

Catch you next time.

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nomodifier's picture
Submitted by nomodifier on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 19:09
@ peep... I think everyone should just make up 366 different names for all the days of the year. Problem solved.
Snuphy's picture
Submitted by Snuphy on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 16:40
Know what you mean. My wife and I have always disagreed on when next thursday will occur. We now say next thursday, eight days from now. Or we get a calendar and point.
Guardian's picture
Submitted by Guardian on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 16:50
Same goes for "this" and "last" with me and my wife. If I say something happenned this weekend on monday or tuesday, I mean the weekend that just passed. To her it's "last weekend." It doessn't become last weekend for me until next weekend is this weekend, which is usually wed. or thu. If she says last weekend, she means this past weekend, and I'm thinking it's the previous weekend. Anyway, if you waded through all that garbage I just wrote, the bottom line is I agree.
PeepshowJanitor's picture
Submitted by PeepshowJanitor on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 17:22
Start making up your own names for days to either A) Rember better B) Fuck with others C) Both Now associate something that you are fond of with a certain day of teh week. Example: I will be going to the doctor on Boobsday at 3 pm. Problem solved. Unless you get confused as to which boobsday you are going, (i.e. next or tomorrow or two weeks from now) at which point you are hopelessly fucked and need to start over at sqaure one. Hope this helps.

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