Raisins

This morning, I thought it would've been awesome if Charlton Heston had been a spokesperson for the California Raisins or raisins in general. He could've had either of these slogans:

[California Raisins clustered around him and he says] Get your hands off me, you damn wrinkly grape!

or

[Charlton Heston raises up a handful of raisins] Get your hands on these, the damn wrinkly grapes!