GUY TIME

WROUGHTDOG

Shared on Thu, 04/26/2007 - 11:48
I'm speaking to the males for this one so don't think me sexist . I had a famillar experience last night which I'm sure all the male readers will appreciate. Its sitting in that chair at the department store by the dressing room while your significant other tries on clothing. Now perhaps there are a few females out there whose male counterparts  are clothes-horse and tries on clothes at the store all the time, but I kinda doubt it. And I can't complain too much for it does not happen all the time with me, but could with all the modern conveinces they could  make it more entertaining. A tv and a 360 would do it for me. But there is some sort of time distortion factor involved in sitting in that chair, time reverts to slo-mo and I lose my mind. If she came out and showed me every outfit or if I could really crtique honestly the outfit it might have some meaning. But any experienced male knows you read your woman and judge how much she likes the outfit or how she thiks she looks in it and then agreed with her. I mean thay have pee-pee holder on toliet (the tolilet ring that goes all the way around the front and permits you to play psp or read while tend to personal needs) how hard can it be to make the dressing room chair more interesting? Here I wait dfor your comments.

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DreadPirate75's picture
Submitted by DreadPirate75 on Thu, 04/26/2007 - 11:58
I check out all the other women in the store. If I get really bored I will get up and go over to the womens underwear table and start holding them up against my pelvic area and say, "that would NEVER fit me!" really loud. At that point I am usually whisked away hurriedly by my embarrassed counterpart. Problem solved.
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Thu, 04/26/2007 - 12:00
Lol, there are some of us who are whiplash shoppers and know what we want. Get in, get out. I rarely try clothes on at the store.
WROUGHTDOG's picture
Submitted by WROUGHTDOG on Thu, 04/26/2007 - 12:02
KUDOS FOR YOU DEONSANGEL
Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Thu, 04/26/2007 - 12:26
i hate shopping with the wife.
HeReCoMeSdAbOoM's picture
Submitted by HeReCoMeSdAbOoM on Thu, 04/26/2007 - 12:46
There is a rule when dealing with this situation. Never go clothes shopping with women! I have been clean since 2002.

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