Then We'll Fight in the Shade

    Just checking to see if others may have had a simillar situation.I took my wife after a coaxing to she the movie "300" which she reluctantly agreed to go see now if you patient you will understand why I say reluctant. We setttled in to see the movie we had been waiting months to see, enjoying a few previews of movies I now will not be able to talk her in to going to, when in marched "Crunch and Munch". I swore to God we were on a swine farm at feeding time, they were eating so loudly I could barely heard the previews. Well fortunately before the movie started they ran out of vittles. But then they commented continually on the movie. Now for the major portion of the movies the battle scene were so loud their incessant chatter did not overly annoy me, however toward the end it became a huge distraction. I asked they to please be queit and received the childish (keep in mind these are middle aged people) why don't you shut up. I grabbed my cane started to rise but my wife grabbed my arm and I remained seated. rather than risk arrest for what I wanted to do to the ignorant ass, I flipped him the middle finger. he stood in the midst of the movie told me to put it back and again I started to rise but my wife gentle touched remained me of the conseqences of my urge to shove my cane upp his arse and remained seated. he eventually sat down and the pair was quiet, and I assume the incident was over. Immediately following the end of the film he started to pursue my wife and I as we left the theather using profanity and trying to incite me. Being a retire State Trooper I realize what would happened if I did strike to obese, obnoxiuos idiot. I was forced to call 991 and have the State police come and settle the idiot down. Has anyone else experience such bad movie going experiences.