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Andy: I'm petrified of nipple chafing. One it starts, it's a vicious circle. You have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. It's a tough one. Gotta take precautions.

Andy: I'm petrified of nipple chafing. One it starts, it's a vicious circle. You have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. It's a tough one. Gotta take precautions.

Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

Dwight Schrute: The eyes, are the groin of the head.

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Everyone have a great weekend!!

Dwight Schrute: The eyes, are the groin of the head.

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Everyone have a great weekend!!

Michael Scott: Who's ahead in points?

Pam Beesly: I think they're even. At various times you gave Jim, 10 points, Dwight, a gold star and Stanley, a thumbs-up. And I don't really know how to compare those units.

Michael Scott: Well check to see if there's a conversion chart in that notebook.

Pam Beesly: I really doubt it Michael.

Michael Scott: Please just check.

Michael Scott: Who's ahead in points?

Pam Beesly: I think they're even. At various times you gave Jim, 10 points, Dwight, a gold star and Stanley, a thumbs-up. And I don't really know how to compare those units.

Michael Scott: Well check to see if there's a conversion chart in that notebook.

Pam Beesly: I really doubt it Michael.

Michael Scott: Please just check.

Phyllis: Michael?

Michael Scott: What.

Phyllis: I have a friend who's single.

Michael Scott: Oh.

Phyllis: Sandy. She gorgeous and she's got a feisty personality too.

Michael Scott: Hmmm feisty. So she's not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?

Phyllis: Mm no she's a professional softball player.

Michael Scott: Ewwooh... Catcher or in-field?

Phyllis: I donno Michael.

Phyllis: Michael?

Michael Scott: What.

Phyllis: I have a friend who's single.

Michael Scott: Oh.

Phyllis: Sandy. She gorgeous and she's got a feisty personality too.

Michael Scott: Hmmm feisty. So she's not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?

Phyllis: Mm no she's a professional softball player.

Michael Scott: Ewwooh... Catcher or in-field?

Phyllis: I donno Michael.