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Michael Scott: Oh, potato salad.

Dwight Schrute: It's from both of us.

Michael Scott: No it's not.

Hostess: Let see where we can put this...

Michael Scott: Oh, you know what you probably wanna leave the cover on until the guests get here.

[cut to interview]

Michael Scott: It's been sitting in my car, all day, with the sun beating down on the mayonnaise. Just, you never know.

Finance Word of the Day:

TenBagger: A stock whose value increases ten times over its purchase price. This expression was coined by Peter Lynch, one of the greatest investors of all time, in his book "One Up On Wall Street" (1989)

Jim Halpert: I'm sorry what did you say? So weird.

Dwight Schrute: What? What's so weird?

Jim Halpert: The bat. I mean, I know I felt it bite me but look there's no mark. I feel so tingly... So strangely powerful... [pause] Oh well.

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Jim Halpert: I'm sorry what did you say? So weird.

Dwight Schrute: What? What's so weird?

Jim Halpert: The bat. I mean, I know I felt it bite me but look there's no mark. I feel so tingly... So strangely powerful... [pause] Oh well.

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Dwight Schrute: Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. Will you form an allegiance—

Creed: Sure.

Dwight Schrute: To use sudden violence—

Creed: Okay.

Dwight Schrute: Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?

[Creed pulls tools out of his desk]

Creed: What size?

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Have a great weekend!!!

Dwight Schrute: Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. Will you form an allegiance—

Creed: Sure.

Dwight Schrute: To use sudden violence—

Creed: Okay.

Dwight Schrute: Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?

[Creed pulls tools out of his desk]

Creed: What size?

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Have a great weekend!!!

Kelly: This was supposed to be your wedding.

Pam Beesly: Oh, um, no, that's um, that's actually fine.

Kelly: There's no way it's fine. I'm sorry, if I was you I would just like freak out and get really drunk and then tell someone I was pregnant.

Kelly: This was supposed to be your wedding.

Pam Beesly: Oh, um, no, that's um, that's actually fine.

Kelly: There's no way it's fine. I'm sorry, if I was you I would just like freak out and get really drunk and then tell someone I was pregnant.

Jim Halpert: After you sir.

Dwight Schrute: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.

Jim Halpert: Okay, well that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.

Dwight Schrute: Uh, yeah but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, I can counter it.—

Jim Halpert: After you sir.

Dwight Schrute: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.

Jim Halpert: Okay, well that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.

Dwight Schrute: Uh, yeah but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, I can counter it.—