
ImMrPete
Shared on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 20:21I'm a downer.
So a friend from back home texted me today that an old roommate of mine has been asking her out on a date and what I thought of him. I replied “He used to fucking himself nightly with a rubber vagina while I slept when we shared a room together in college”. I think I ruined her night.
True story though.
P.S. I eventually demanded a new roommate. I got the pothead. Much more peaceful.
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