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6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her
class,'Which human body part increases to 10 times its
size when stimulated?'

No one answered until little Molly stood up
angrily, and said, 'You should not be asking 6th graders a
question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell
the principal, and you'll get fired!'


She sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again.

'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'

6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her
class,'Which human body part increases to 10 times its
size when stimulated?'

No one answered until little Molly stood up
angrily, and said, 'You should not be asking 6th graders a
question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell
the principal, and you'll get fired!'


She sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again.

'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'

Well, my son caught two fish on Sunday at the lake.  He also won $50 on a $1 scratch off ticket (gotta support the Education Lottery!).  And apparently I was a weekly winner at charlieoscardelta.com.  WOOT WOOT and WORD!  Luck abounds!

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Well, my son caught two fish on Sunday at the lake.  He also won $50 on a $1 scratch off ticket (gotta support the Education Lottery!).  And apparently I was a weekly winner at charlieoscardelta.com.  WOOT WOOT and WORD!  Luck abounds!

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Slightly NSFW....as far as text goes...

Slightly NSFW....as far as text goes...

Saw this on one of my favorite sites - www.perezhilton.com

She is 42 freaking years old!!! It's the chick from Clueless.....wowzers.

Update: Useful Dad Spam

http://www.felonspy.com/search.html Find the felons in your neighborhood. - FAKE!! Debunked by Duff! Thanks!

Saw this on one of my favorite sites - www.perezhilton.com

She is 42 freaking years old!!! It's the chick from Clueless.....wowzers.

Update: Useful Dad Spam

http://www.felonspy.com/search.html Find the felons in your neighborhood. - FAKE!! Debunked by Duff! Thanks!

Bob Dylan got a Pulitzer Prize!  "...received an honorary Pulitzer Prize on Monday, cited for his "profound impact on popular music and American culture, marked by lyrical compositions of extraordinary poetic power."

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STP is going back on Tour!  Stone Temple Pilots will set out on a 65-city tour beginning on May 17 in Columbus, Ohio. 

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Bob Dylan got a Pulitzer Prize!  "...received an honorary Pulitzer Prize on Monday, cited for his "profound impact on popular music and American culture, marked by lyrical compositions of extraordinary poetic power."

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STP is going back on Tour!  Stone Temple Pilots will set out on a 65-city tour beginning on May 17 in Columbus, Ohio. 

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