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 The North American Yellow Pages Association (YPA) distributed over 540 million telephone books last year.  That's 1.5 books for every man, woman, and child in the country.

I've not used a paper telephone book to look anything up in close to ten years.  But I can't stop people from delivering them!  Yesterday another five-inch stack showed up on the front porch.  What an incredible waste of time and environmental resources!

 The North American Yellow Pages Association (YPA) distributed over 540 million telephone books last year.  That's 1.5 books for every man, woman, and child in the country.

I've not used a paper telephone book to look anything up in close to ten years.  But I can't stop people from delivering them!  Yesterday another five-inch stack showed up on the front porch.  What an incredible waste of time and environmental resources!

The mammal with the largest penis is the blue whale.  Blue whale schlongs have been measured as long as eight feet.

This is sort of to be expected as the blue whale is also the largest mammal overall.  Scaled proportionately to human-size, a blue whale penis would only relatively measure 3.9" on a human male.

Also, the mammal with the smallest penis both overall and relatively is the elusive pink monkey.  Strangely though, no one has ever claimed he's not a big dick.

:D

The mammal with the largest penis is the blue whale.  Blue whale schlongs have been measured as long as eight feet.

This is sort of to be expected as the blue whale is also the largest mammal overall.  Scaled proportionately to human-size, a blue whale penis would only relatively measure 3.9" on a human male.

Also, the mammal with the smallest penis both overall and relatively is the elusive pink monkey.  Strangely though, no one has ever claimed he's not a big dick.

:D

 The first Foo Fighters album was entirely a Dave Grohl solo project.  He wrote all the lyrics and music.  Additionally, he sang all vocals and recorded all instrumental tracks on the album.

The rest of the band was assembled to support the tour after the project began to garner popular and critical success.

I still personally don't really care for the band, but that is a pretty amazing musical talent.

 The first Foo Fighters album was entirely a Dave Grohl solo project.  He wrote all the lyrics and music.  Additionally, he sang all vocals and recorded all instrumental tracks on the album.

The rest of the band was assembled to support the tour after the project began to garner popular and critical success.

I still personally don't really care for the band, but that is a pretty amazing musical talent.

Done with politics, religion, or anything else divisive here for a while. The crazy has gotten really deep...pretty much on all fronts. So without further ado:

Female giraffes give birth to their young standing up. So the first thing in the world experienced by a baby giraffe (which is called a calf, by the way) is a five foot drop to the ground.

**Thump**

Think about that the next time you're having a crappy morning.

Done with politics, religion, or anything else divisive here for a while. The crazy has gotten really deep...pretty much on all fronts. So without further ado:

Female giraffes give birth to their young standing up. So the first thing in the world experienced by a baby giraffe (which is called a calf, by the way) is a five foot drop to the ground.

**Thump**

Think about that the next time you're having a crappy morning.

This is a good means to test if you're Republican blindly by nature of being a sheep or out of an intellectual choosing based on ideology. If you're against Franken on this one, you're the former.

The Daily Show was the only news outlet to cover this one. I know, the Daily Show technically isn't a real news outlet, but then again neither is Fox:

Daily Show report on Franken amendment

This is a good means to test if you're Republican blindly by nature of being a sheep or out of an intellectual choosing based on ideology. If you're against Franken on this one, you're the former.

The Daily Show was the only news outlet to cover this one. I know, the Daily Show technically isn't a real news outlet, but then again neither is Fox:

Daily Show report on Franken amendment