I yearn for the simpler days of my youth when Goth kids would make superficial cuts on their forearms with steak knives and then listen to Joy Division cassettes in the parking lot of the Waffle House.

Radiologists uncover, label new teen affliction

‘Self-embedding disorder’ now being tracked

I yearn for the simpler days of my youth when Goth kids would make superficial cuts on their forearms with steak knives and then listen to Joy Division cassettes in the parking lot of the Waffle House.

Radiologists uncover, label new teen affliction

‘Self-embedding disorder’ now being tracked

OK, this device just catapulted to the top of my list of Things I Don't Want Done to Me That Don't Involve Someone Else's Penis. It's called a Vidacare EZ-IO, and it's used to quickly administer a drugs if a medical care provider is unable to do so via a conventional IV. I think I'd opt for a better medical care provider.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cerQm5hp-SE[/youtube]

OK, this device just catapulted to the top of my list of Things I Don't Want Done to Me That Don't Involve Someone Else's Penis. It's called a Vidacare EZ-IO, and it's used to quickly administer a drugs if a medical care provider is unable to do so via a conventional IV. I think I'd opt for a better medical care provider.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cerQm5hp-SE[/youtube]

This door looked like it had been there a hundred hundred years.  The wall behind it, not quite so long.

This door looked like it had been there a hundred hundred years.  The wall behind it, not quite so long.

In a world where celebrities collect third-world babies like little toy dogs, here is a completely genuine act of compassion:

Salma Hayek nurses starving baby

In a world where celebrities collect third-world babies like little toy dogs, here is a completely genuine act of compassion:

Salma Hayek nurses starving baby

I got in a stupid bar-bet the other day about whether Napoleon Bonaparte was born in the 18th or 19th century (18th, btw).  I whipped out my laptop and started typing into the Google quick-search bar. 

I was immediately dismayed to see that Dynamite was listed above Bonaparte as suggested Napoleans on the search-ahead.

Sigh.

I got in a stupid bar-bet the other day about whether Napoleon Bonaparte was born in the 18th or 19th century (18th, btw).  I whipped out my laptop and started typing into the Google quick-search bar. 

I was immediately dismayed to see that Dynamite was listed above Bonaparte as suggested Napoleans on the search-ahead.

Sigh.