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NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (5-0) at MIAMI DOLPHINS (2-3)

Kickoff: 3:15 p.m. at Land Shark Stadium

Coaches: Saints Sean Payton (30-23 in four seasons, all with Saints);  Dolphins Tony Sparano (13-8 in two seasons, both with Miami)

Radio: 870-AM,  105.3-FM and 830-AM (Spanish broadcast)

KEEP AN EYE ON:

Jeremy Shockey

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (5-0) at MIAMI DOLPHINS (2-3)

Kickoff: 3:15 p.m. at Land Shark Stadium

Coaches: Saints Sean Payton (30-23 in four seasons, all with Saints);  Dolphins Tony Sparano (13-8 in two seasons, both with Miami)

Radio: 870-AM,  105.3-FM and 830-AM (Spanish broadcast)

KEEP AN EYE ON:

Jeremy Shockey

The 1st kind of sex is called: SMURF SEX - This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: KITCHEN SEX - This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 1st kind of sex is called: SMURF SEX - This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: KITCHEN SEX - This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

1.  Wear your glasses.  Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2.  Set timer for three minutes in case you doze off in the middle.

3.  Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

4.  Write partners name on their forehead in case you cannot remember.

5.  Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

6.  Make all the noise you want..... the neighbors are deaf, too.

7.  If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

8.  Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

1.  Wear your glasses.  Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2.  Set timer for three minutes in case you doze off in the middle.

3.  Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

4.  Write partners name on their forehead in case you cannot remember.

5.  Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

6.  Make all the noise you want..... the neighbors are deaf, too.

7.  If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

8.  Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

Just dropping a line to let you Tards know, I'm still alive and kicking.  Should be back online soon, I've been working a couple of jobs to make ends meet.  But, the wife will start working again pretty soon, which will free up some time to play.

Just dropping a line to let you Tards know, I'm still alive and kicking.  Should be back online soon, I've been working a couple of jobs to make ends meet.  But, the wife will start working again pretty soon, which will free up some time to play.

....... I started to get alittle frustrated with H3, so over to G2 I when and surprisingly the game was pretty eff cool. I also must admit the first edition of Gears just didn't grab me the way the second has, I found myself for the first time in a few years enjoying addictively a online game other than Halo and this continues today. My son who plays Halo constantly keeps me sharp with custom beatings on H3 here and there. So, this morning I decided to throw the old H3 in the box to see if my break from the game would renew my addiction and pull me back in.

....... I started to get alittle frustrated with H3, so over to G2 I when and surprisingly the game was pretty eff cool. I also must admit the first edition of Gears just didn't grab me the way the second has, I found myself for the first time in a few years enjoying addictively a online game other than Halo and this continues today. My son who plays Halo constantly keeps me sharp with custom beatings on H3 here and there. So, this morning I decided to throw the old H3 in the box to see if my break from the game would renew my addiction and pull me back in.