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sicrik

Shared on Tue, 04/29/2008 - 07:36

I've come to realize

That MY displeasure, pleases YOU!!!

 

 

Nice

sicrik

Shared on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 17:38

Things, people and places that pissed me off today

In NO particular order, this was my day

1.  I call my bank to see how much I owe on my close to 8 year car loan.......$350.00.  A $13,000.00 car ended up costing me about $20,000.00!!!!   FUCK N A

sicrik

Shared on Mon, 04/28/2008 - 17:38

Things, people and places that pissed me off today

In NO particular order, this was my day

1.  I call my bank to see how much I owe on my close to 8 year car loan.......$350.00.  A $13,000.00 car ended up costing me about $20,000.00!!!!   FUCK N A

sicrik

Shared on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 21:57

A Letter To Optimus Prime From Geico

Dear Mr. Prime,

We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.

sicrik

Shared on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 21:57

A Letter To Optimus Prime From Geico

Dear Mr. Prime,

We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.

sicrik

Shared on Wed, 04/09/2008 - 08:16

I fucking hate motherfuckers

So I get up this morning to go to work, go out to my blazer, notice my door not shut all the way, get in, and see my center console open, and all of my cd's gone.  There were 4 Skipnot cd's, 3 Avenged Sevenfold cd's, a irrepalacable autographed Pantera cd.....and about a dozen other misc. cd's.  Luckily I have been lazy and havnt installed my good stereo, amp, and subs or they too would have been stolen. 

sicrik

Shared on Wed, 04/09/2008 - 08:16

I fucking hate motherfuckers

So I get up this morning to go to work, go out to my blazer, notice my door not shut all the way, get in, and see my center console open, and all of my cd's gone.  There were 4 Skipnot cd's, 3 Avenged Sevenfold cd's, a irrepalacable autographed Pantera cd.....and about a dozen other misc. cd's.  Luckily I have been lazy and havnt installed my good stereo, amp, and subs or they too would have been stolen. 

sicrik

Shared on Sun, 04/06/2008 - 15:31

FACT

Crowded elevators smell differerent to midgets.

 

 

that is all.

sicrik

Shared on Sun, 04/06/2008 - 15:31

FACT

Crowded elevators smell differerent to midgets.

 

 

that is all.

sicrik

Shared on Thu, 04/03/2008 - 18:23

Joke of the day

A widow has her first date a year after her husbands passing.  The date went wonderfull, dinner, dancing, drinks, then back to her place, where they start to heat things up.  The widow takes off all her clothes except for her black lacy panties, and says "I am still mourning down there".  Her date kisses her gently on the forehead, stands up, drops his pants, presenting an erection covered with a black condom, and he says, " I understand, but I would like this oppourtunity to bestow upon you  my deepest, deepest condolences.

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