G-Sprits pours it's alcohol on breasts before bottling
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Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:02
G-Sprits pours it's alcohol on breasts before bottling
You haven’t truly lived until you have tasted premium liquor that was first dribbled down the bare chest of an international Playboy model.
Since not everyone is lucky enough to do this on a nightly basis, German liquor company
G-Spirits has created limited-edition bottles of whiskey, vodka and rum that all go through one very special step before bottling: Each drop of liquor is poured down the bare breasts of a naked model before it’s packaged for your imbibing pleasure. Seriously.
From the G-Spirit website, which was clearly written up in English via Google Translate (Ed. note: This website is probably not suitable for work, unless you happen to be an employee of The Daily Caller):
I read on the internet that German women are ugly. I know they can't put anything on the internet that isn't true because I saw that on television. Now, I am a firm believer that if you can't get yourself a 10, you might as well get five 2s. However, as good as this booze may be, I just can't drink something poured down the chest of ugly women. I mean I drink the booze to forget about the fact that I am going to bang an ugly chick later...
I got to give this one a "steer clear".
But, truly grasshoppah, first you must ask, is everything on T.V. true?
Damn, IT department and their lame ass picture blocking.
Broken link as I cannot see it :-)
Doesn't sound very sanitary...
exactly.
i'll lick it straight off her tits so it doesn't go in that nasty bottle.
Dammit,you stole my thought.
At least you'd have the beer goggle inspection criteria satisfied?
If it's poured down the chest of a german girl, will they filter out the chest hair?
Actually, the chest hair is another form of filtration.
These ladies are all German.......
If they have to do that to convince some simian idiot to buy their product it probably means that it's overall quality can't be able to compete legitimately.
But, I do agree with Wamam on this one. Once it gets into the bottle it is no longer awesome, it's just kind of sad. Drinking liqour off of a babes breasts, win. Drinking the after effect of someone elses good time, sad.
Pass
Is they'll do that with the drink, what would they do with the bottle?
This reminds me of the advertising statements made about cuban cigars back in the day, "Rolled on the thighs of cuban maidens" and all that crap.
Have you seen some of the pictures of the women that work in the cigar rolling business? I have, no thanks. Besides, I think I'd rather have Pablo roll me one on a clean piece of lumber on a table top I can see thank you very much.
Of course if I were wealthy and they let me hand pick the woman...
I can see it now, '"Flor De Minge", each wrapper sealed by putting it... well, you probably don't want to know'.
Isn't this what milk is?
I can't believe I missed this post! I've been away too long :)
I kinda wonder about the logistics of the chest-pouring. I mean, how will the liquid be recaptured exactly? If the *allegedly* hot woman is standing up - which would be the most ergonomic position - then it would likely run down in between the cleavage. No good recapture point.
However, if she is bending over, say on her hands and knees, then the liquor could drip directly from her nipples into an appropriate recepticle. But this causes two problems: 1. It wouldn't be very comfortable for an 8- hour work shift, and 2. How would the liquid be poured onto the breasts? You'd probably have to pour it on her back and have it run / drip around to the front. But we are being advertised chest-based alcohol only. Not chest and back.
The best option it seems to me would be to use a more - shall we say - AGED hottie. One with plenty of droop. Then each breast would point down even while standing, and the breasts could be extended into a catching receptacle. This would have the added benefit that each breast could be equipped with its own independent drip line, thus doubling production.
I'm an Industrial Engineer in real life. I should work for this company!
The most obvious answer is creative marketing...from an engineering AND a quality standpoint.
They lie.
that can't be sanitary.
It rubs the lotion on its skin
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