Letter from team Fanatec
Letter from team Fanatec
Fanatec
Advanced German Gameware
Mr. InkaB0DpaiN,
We would like to inform you we would like to sponsor you for the upcoming 1.5 Super V8 race at Lemans.
Our team has been watching you and believe you would fit in our growing team. We will email you with information
For a formal contract signing and meeting with our race team engineers. Finally please inform us of your body
dimensions so as we can relay the message to our mascot department and make a custom costume for you .
I believe your energy and enthusiasm will be top notch . We are very excited !
P.S Be ready for a full drug test.
Thank You,
Team Fanatec
Can you believe that shit ! 
So, I take it you're reconsidering your options at this point?
Is there interest ? Does your team have a Mascot costume that would fit me?
Well, no, but we have alot of oil!
How do you feel about oil wrestling?
No ! But if there's a wet T-shirt contest maybe !
Contrasts on the deal with fanatec.
jDRT will be making a statement sons regarding the 1.5hr of Le-man
I don't have a clue what that meant...
I do believe he meant soon unless as it is in france it's the french word sans. It could even mean in some sort of weird way Church wants to have a child with jDRT.
I thought maybe Church was JD's illegitimate love child or something? Hard to say until the "official" statement I guess.
Good old auto text :-)
I believe you.
From Team Fanatec
To: InkaB0DpaiN
Mr. InkaB0DpaiN
After seeing your race performance at 1.5 super V8 at Lemans and not placing a podium and actually being lapped .
We at Team Fanatec have decided that just for your efforts at the race would like to sponser you in the up coming
Clio series . We are also looking for drivers to join this team . We have full health benfits and 401 k plan .
After a year of employment 2 weeks of payed vacation.
Thank you ,
Team Fanatec
@inkabodpain: What is that a "401 k plan"?
It's where you put money in an account, and then pay people to invest it for you and hope you don't lose your ass between the ages 55-65
Health Insurance I think jDan
It’s a retirement plan. Parcells semi-accurate meaning is “A retirement plan where your employer often kicks in some funds (in addition to your own hard earned money) where the money is invested into stocks (guessing mutual funds be the most common) by a hedge fund manager who makes billions of dollars for himself while he decides how to invest/lose your money to ensure the rich keep getting richer while the average Joe can’t get ahead.” Just another avenue to crush the American dream!
I should have read all responses.....Could have saved the typing from the pervious post of mine.
And then the post after?