Monkeys three bit gangster guide. (GTA Online)

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#1 Fri, 10/11/2013 - 05:24
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Monkeys three bit gangster guide. (GTA Online)

Monkeys three bit gangster guide.
 
As we all know apart from having a hoot shooting stuff up with your homies GTA is all about making $$$. The first thing you''ll need is a gun, lucky for us Lamar gives us a pistol at the start. Ok now you've got a gun what should you do? 
 
Hold up a store?
 
while this can make you some quick cash at the start, it later becomes just for the achievement and the tattoo that unlocks after doing so many.
 
things you should know about hold ups. 
 
1, shouting at store clerk does work, but there are key works that make him move faster ie "put the money in the bag faster" of course your not gangster unless you add your own more colourful words too.
2, wear a mask, seems common sense but if you plan on buying from the store in future of robbing it again then get a mask. Masks can be bought by the beach and are marked on your map.
3, store clerks fight back and have a go heros, yes on some occasions the store clerk will shoot as soon as you go to leave, so should you shoot the clerk to make sure this never happens? Well you can but be aware this will gain you more police attention. Have a go heros will errr have a go, these mofos are the worst as they shoot you in the back, keep an eye on your mini map for red dots.
 
 
Los santos customs.
 
while Los santos customs has many uses the best for a start off gangster and even a street smart hustler is stealing cars and selling them to Los santos, now they won't take high end cars and you can only sell one car every hour or so but some cars can fetch $7000.
 
 
armored cars.
 
now after a while of playing you'll get the option to start robbing armored car, while these are quite easy to do and a lot of fun the pay from them is low (most I've seen is around $5000) and they are like rocking horse shit, rare. To rob the armored car the easiest way is block it in front or wait till it stops at lights and attach a sticky bomb to the back doors, kaboom and the money falls out the back. Easy.
 
 
 
 
Fri, 10/11/2013 - 05:57
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Missions.

missions are by far in my opinion the best way to make cash and tend to be the most fun. As you level up and complete mission you will unlock other contacts with there own jobs for you to do. Haven't got a mission? Use your phone to call your contacts and ask for a mission, some missions can be repetitive but bare with it as the cash is ok but the RP points are good and the higher the level the better payed the jobs etc.

Lamar.

Our homie Lamar, good pal, giver of gun, he hooks us up with our first contacts and now and again has missions for us. 

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Gerald.

this guy gets on my tits, he's an ungrateful shit, for some one with that amount of drugs you think he might crack a smile now and again but no. His jobs are all drug related involving you robbing drug dealing gangs, the jobs are all quite easy and can be fun.

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Simeon.

this guy is scum, his jobs are mostly robbing cars, the jobs are easy but quite low paying but still worth doing even if only for the RP. Keep an eye out of special cars he asks for (shown on map as a green car) these can pay out 10k+ and also his car lists can pay out good money.

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Martin.

so called Colombian drug Barron or something, his jobs can pay better and have a bit more veriaty but mostly evolve killing people.

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Trevor and Ron.

well need I say anything about Trevor, jobs involve drugs and death. Some jobs will come from Trevor's bitch Ron.

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Lester.

oh my god I want to shoot him, lol, but no Lester gives jobs with story's of it aiding you getting a big score from him but I'm still waiting Lester you prick.

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Fri, 10/11/2013 - 06:20
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Car and racing.

no let's not mess around here, if you want a racing game then get forza. But saying that GTA online racing can be fun. Get your car take it to Los santos customs and get it tricked out, then off to the races you go. No I hear you cry but I can trick my ride out on forza, and yes you'd be right, but on GTA you can do some different things, like turn on weapons and blast other racers off the road, vehicle deathmatch, rally race, bike racing, off road racing, and when available create your own races. 

A word on cars, first get a garage or apartment before you go spending lots of hard earned cash on your ride, also get insurance, this can cost a fair bit at first but if your car is destroyed then you can call the insurance company and for a small fee get your car back upgrades and all, plus the insurance never runs out.

high end cars can only be bought from the inter web via your phone or laptop. These come with trackers and full insured. You can find high end cars in game to rob, but these cars cannot be sold to Los santos customs and can not be store in your garage.

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 06:54
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Your character.

im not going to go into every aspect of characters just a few things I've noticed while playing.

1, when creating your character, it is possible to get your dad to be john marston.

2, scars, yes you might get into a gun fight, car crash or nasty fall and notice your character has marks, from what I can guess these are cuts and scars, they will go over time.

3, showering, apartments come with showers, they can be used to wash off blood from your character and also if you sing into your mic while in the shower you will fill up a gray bar in the bottom right corner of your screen and when full you get some RP.

4, getting drunk or smashed, while this can be done I fail to see the point as it only lasts a few minutes, rockstar should make it last longer because well just because.

5, always carry snacks, these can be bought at 7/11s etc, best way to use them is while in cover press and hold back button, go to inventory and at the bottom of the list are your snacks eat to refil health. (Doing this while in cover eliminated the character action of eating and alows you to refill health much faster).

 

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 07:06
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Appartment TVs

every apartment has a TV, on the TV there are channels, 2 bog standard game channels (can be funny to watch) depending on the apartment it also has some CCTV normally your front door cam and garage cam, but there are also 2 more channels on gta online, these are player channel on this you can select what player to watch (only players in same room can be viewed) and a weasel new channel (this is only active if there are players in your room being chased by the police) 

Fri, 10/11/2013 - 15:03
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Awesome work monkey! :)
Sat, 10/12/2013 - 12:15
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The police

they are known by many names, pigs, the old bill, 5-0, Babylon, cops, po-po etc call them what you like, but what are the gta police like.

1 star - only a few cars looking for you, police are still aggressive but easy to lose.

2 stars - a few more cars over a bigger area now hunt your criminal ass. Little harder to slip.

3 stars - same as 2 stars but with a chopper thrown in for good measure, a lot harder to lose as now you need to lose the chopper.

4 stars - now your in the shit, a lot of police and multiple choppers and swat now join in the fun. Gonna take some fine skill to get away this time.

5 stars - all most certain death.

things that will get you notice by the police.......well just about everything fun will.

Tips - hide, this is one of the easiest ways to lose the police. Los santos customs, unlike other gta games no need to respray just driving in seems to be enough but you can't let the see you enter. Try not to drive stolen cars, police who see you in a stolen car will chase you. The odds of you getting arrested are slim, most cops will shoot on sight. Don't drive in a straight line, cop cars are fast. 

 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 12:14
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More to come

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 15:12
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Hey Monkey, how do you sell cars to LSC. did't know that was possible.

 

Sat, 10/12/2013 - 17:39 (Reply to #9)
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jcotter13 wrote:

Hey Monkey, how do you sell cars to LSC. did't know that was possible.

 

When you drive in instead of modifiy highlight "sell"

Pretty straight forward

 

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 00:51 (Reply to #10)
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katpeeler wrote:

jcotter13 wrote:

Hey Monkey, how do you sell cars to LSC. did't know that was possible.

 

When you drive in instead of modifiy highlight "sell"

Pretty straight forward

 

Was there a limit of 1 car / 24hrs...Not sure...
Sun, 10/13/2013 - 03:45
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Yes one car every 24 in game hours, not real hours, a in game day is around 50 mins real time.

Sun, 10/13/2013 - 05:11
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When getting into a fight consider this equation.  My voa divided by enemy's voa = am I still alive. (*voa = violence of action)
 
 
Fist
 
Baseball Bat
Usually found in the back rooms of stores.
 
Knife
 
Nightstick
Bought from ammu nation or got from cops
 
Hammer
The Hammer is available to those who have the special and collector's edition.
 
Crowbar
 
Golf Club
Found at golf club
 
Handguns
 
Pistol
Looks like a limited custom
Magazine size: 12 rounds (16 with Extended Clip)
 
Combat Pistol
Looks like a px4 or glock
Magazine size: 12 rounds (16 with Extended Clip)
 
AP Pistol
????
Magazine size: 18 rounds (36 with Extended Clip)
 
Stun Gun
 
Magazine size: 100 ammo units for each shot
 
Pistol .50
The Pistol .50 is available to anyone who has the special and collector's edition. 
 
Sub-Machine Guns.
 
Micro SMG
Looks like mac 11 or Uzi 
Magazine size: 16 rounds (30 with Extended Clip)
 
SMG
Looks like mp5
Magazine size: 30 rounds (60 with Extended Clip)
 
Assault SMG
Looks like a type 95 ( I know the type 95 is an assault rifle but that's what it looks like )
Magazine size: 30 rounds (60 with Extended Clip)
 
Shotguns
 
Pump Shotgun
????
Magazine size: 8 shells
 
Sawed-off Shotgun
 
Assault Shotgun
Magazine size: 8 shells (32 with Extended Clip)
 
 
Assault Rifles
 
Assault Rifle
Looks like ak47
Magazine size: 30 rounds (60 with Extended Clip)
 
Carbine Rifle
Looks like m4
Magazine size: 30 rounds (60 with Extended Clip)
 
Advanced Rifle
Looks like TAR-21.
 
Light Machine Guns
 
MG
????
Magazine size: 54 rounds (100 with Extended Clip)
 
Combat MG
????
Magazine size: 100 rounds (200 with Extended Clip)
 
Sniper Rifles
 
Sniper Rifle
????
Magazine size: 10 rounds
 
Heavy Sniper
barret 50 cal maybe
Magazine size: 6 rounds
 
Heavy Weapons
 
RPG
 
Magazine size: 1 rocket
 
Grenade Launcher
Looks like m32
Magazine size: 10 grenades
 
Minigun
 
Magazine size: 9999 rounds max
Rate of fire: 3000 RPM
 
Thrown
 
Sticky Bombs.
 
Grenades
 
Tear Gas
 
Molotov Cocktail
 
Miscellaneous
 
Parachute
 
Jerry Can
 
Capacity: 100 fuel units
 
*this list is a wip
 
Wed, 10/16/2013 - 12:15
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If you have robbed a store it gets a mark, is there a purpose for this?

Wed, 10/16/2013 - 13:18
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It shows what stores you have done.

You need to do all stores to get a chevo

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Yes what church said plus you also unlock a back tattoo that comes in four stages, ie rod 5 you get a clowns head, 10 stores adds a gun to the clown tattoo, and so on upto 20 for the full tattoo.

Thu, 10/17/2013 - 07:13 (Reply to #16)
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Thanks, something to remember when i'm all setup.

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Nice looking forward to messing with the radio in it :)

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its the gt i want, and i found the suv before logging out tonight

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Is the first half of GTA$500k already gifted?? I need to buy garage or two...Also I need that big ass pick-up truck, don't know whats it called, but it's raised and freaking huge...Want one!
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Quote from rockstar

Hey guys, in regards to questions about the first deposit of GTA$. We're aiming to make the first deposit of $250,000 in all players accounts early next week once we've confirmed that any remaining game progress issues have been fixed for the community in this latest title update. Thanks for understanding and stay tuned to the Newswire for more details.

 

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51603/new-gta-online-title...

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Oh well...I'll be online tonight, lets make some money!

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