Have you ever sent a wrong number text to someone?
I have, and this is my story.....
So I sent a text to a wrong number today....and I thought I would share this mistake that would get dipped in douche juice: (first text)*Me*: "Next time your on FB, go to Hessian Crucible's page and vote for the band of the year." *douchebag*: "Who the fuck is this? I dont know u and stop".
*me*: Is this not (name of person i was trying to text).
*douchebag*: "HELL NO"
*me* "Excuse the hell outta me, jeez"
*douchebag* "U the one textin me some stuped bullshit and interuptin my work. So fuck off bitch. What kind of friend is this that doesnt give new number anyway"?
*me* "Why the fuck you trippin? Wrong number, my mistake, get over it, I have".
*douchebag* "Really, thats why u keep textin back...oh u must be a teenybopper".
*me* "For someone who want me to stop interrupting u at work, u keep blowing MY phone up....I was done, wrong number, my mistake".
*douchebag* "Then go the fuck away".
*me* "By by douchebag"
*douchebag* U text the wrong bitch, now ive got ur number and i be givin it to the law enforcement. Im sick of people like u textin a buch of shit. U knew u had the wrong number 6 texts ago".
*me* "But yet YOU continue to run your fingers....do whatever".
*douchebag* "And yet so do you."
I let him have the last word, cuz it was obvious this douchebag wasn't gonna quit until he got the last word, and claim his little victory. Dont you love idiots with textballs? I'm filing this away in my reassurance of why I fucking hate everyone!!!!
i sent a picture of my junk to the wrong # once. quite embarrassing. it was supposed to go to my wife who had just gotten a new phone and number. she laughed her ass off at me.
the person i sent it to seemed pretty pissed about the whole thing. oh well.
i sent a picture of my junk to the wrong # once. quite embarrassing. it was supposed to go to my wife who had just gotten a new phone and number. she laughed her ass off at me.
the person i sent it to seemed pretty pissed about the whole thing. oh well.
I got a text like that once. You can't believe my shock when I checked my phone. My wife thought it was funny. I sent the guy a message about forwarding it to the local law enforcement because he sent it to my teenage daughters phone.......he called back and was very shook. Explained it was going to his GF as it was her birthday.....
So I sent a text to a wrong number today....and I thought I would share this mistake that would get dipped in douche juice: (first text)*Me*: "Next time your on FB, go to Hessian Crucible's page and vote for the band of the year." *douchebag*: "Who the fuck is this? I dont know u and stop".
*me*: Is this not (name of person i was trying to text).
*douchebag*: "HELL NO"
*me* "Excuse the hell outta me, jeez"
*douchebag* "U the one textin me some stuped bullshit and interuptin my work. So fuck off bitch. What kind of friend is this that doesnt give new number anyway"?
*me* "Why the fuck you trippin? Wrong number, my mistake, get over it, I have".
*douchebag* "Really, thats why u keep textin back...oh u must be a teenybopper".
*me* "For someone who want me to stop interrupting u at work, u keep blowing MY phone up....I was done, wrong number, my mistake".
*douchebag* "Then go the fuck away".
*me* "By by douchebag"
*douchebag* U text the wrong bitch, now ive got ur number and i be givin it to the law enforcement. Im sick of people like u textin a buch of shit. U knew u had the wrong number 6 texts ago".
*me* "But yet YOU continue to run your fingers....do whatever".
*douchebag* "And yet so do you."
I let him have the last word, cuz it was obvious this douchebag wasn't gonna quit until he got the last word, and claim his little victory. Dont you love idiots with textballs? I'm filing this away in my reassurance of why I fucking hate everyone!!!!
Later Fuckers
-The Sick One
Post that guys number on here and we can all send him a friendly hello
my facebook friends took care of that yesterday....including the girl who's number it used to be. She called and said, "I understand you have my old number, do you have any messages for me"? lol....he hung up, only to ignore all the future harrassment lol
my facebook friends took care of that yesterday....including the girl who's number it used to be. She called and said, "I understand you have my old number, do you have any messages for me"? lol....he hung up, only to ignore all the future harrassment lol
One of my crazy best friends signed him up for political calls, a gay match making service and a free text coupon service. His phone ought to be busy for awhile. :-)
One of my crazy best friends signed him up for political calls, a gay match making service and a free text coupon service. His phone ought to be busy for awhile. :-)
I was going to suggest that :)
Also, if you write the number in a bathroom stall, nature will take its course.
One of my crazy best friends signed him up for political calls, a gay match making service and a free text coupon service. His phone ought to be busy for awhile. :-)
I was going to suggest that :) Also, if you write the number in a bathroom stall, nature will take its course.
Good thing you weren't sexting.
i sent a picture of my junk to the wrong # once. quite embarrassing. it was supposed to go to my wife who had just gotten a new phone and number. she laughed her ass off at me.
the person i sent it to seemed pretty pissed about the whole thing.
oh well.
I got a text like that once. You can't believe my shock when I checked my phone. My wife thought it was funny. I sent the guy a message about forwarding it to the local law enforcement because he sent it to my teenage daughters phone.......he called back and was very shook. Explained it was going to his GF as it was her birthday.....
In the middle of a sexting conversation, somehow one of my texts ends up going to my sister.
Awkward.
Post that guys number on here and we can all send him a friendly hello
my facebook friends took care of that yesterday....including the girl who's number it used to be. She called and said, "I understand you have my old number, do you have any messages for me"? lol....he hung up, only to ignore all the future harrassment lol
One of my crazy best friends signed him up for political calls, a gay match making service and a free text coupon service. His phone ought to be busy for awhile. :-)
Don't write it if she is bat shit crazy.