Parcells I know you have a superiority complex and ideas of world domination but here you are just on for the ride, the small but dedicated crew of posters who have brought this thread to the dizzying heights...and indeed lows it has achieved will pay you no attention and even less respect ..so na na na na
This is a really bad room for fragile egos...Knight, Oldschool, and I all have reputations for apocalyptic battles. Parcells contribution was an attempt to end the thread...I say we curb stomp him. Nothing personal, Parcells...we all think that you're great, but nobody sabotages the goodnight thread and walks away without a limp.
...but nobody sabotages the goodnight thread and walks away without a limp.
Challenge accepted!
curb stomping? Is that some Texas thing not involving rifles?
I'm afraid so, Parcells...after so many violent felonies they eventually took away my firearms...so much blood. But let's not dwell in the past and tackle the matter at hand. You have taken a necessary, yet reluctant, act of implied violence as some sort of challenge. I reckon we'll have to settle this the old fashioned way...Mortal Kombat!! I'm ready when you are, Parcells...no using Noob Saibot.
This is a really bad room for fragile egos...Knight, Oldschool, and I all have reputations for apocalyptic battles. Parcells contribution was an attempt to end the thread...I say we curb stomp him. Nothing personal, Parcells...we all think that you're great, but nobody sabotages the goodnight thread and walks away without a limp.
Now Jones, he's canadian, so he might be a pacifist, he might simply not understand the rules of engagement, or he might be a Youper and they're mean as snot and don't know what the wordrules means...
That's okay, Oldschool...I'm a Texan and I don't know what a pacifist is. I'm pretty sure it's something that you stick in a crying baby's mouth when you run out of longnecks and the liquor store is closed. Those babies sure love their beer. Won't know for sure until I can get home and check the dictionary.
bridge? is that the one where we hold him over the side of a bridge by his ankles and see who guesses the closest on how long we can hold him there?
I love that game.
Bridge? How are you going to limp away from a game of bridge? That doesn't even make sense, Parcells. Besides..there ain't a person in Texas that knows how to play bridge, myself included. How about poker? Instead of playing for money we could bet debilitating leg injuries.
No more reply's?
I like to see this topic as our Tap room in a pub.
Pour me another?
Parcells I know you have a superiority complex and ideas of world domination but here you are just on for the ride, the small but dedicated crew of posters who have brought this thread to the dizzying heights...and indeed lows it has achieved will pay you no attention and even less respect ..so na na na na.gif "11")
Oh and mines a pint of best.gif "138")
Tequila shot and a red beer for me, amigo.
Absolute and OJ, I'm on a health kick...
I forgot the Tequila chaser...careless of me.
Parcells was just trying to contribute in my own way but if you guys don’t want me in your thread I’ll see what I can do but make no promises.
But there’s no need for these hurtful words, my fragile ego can’t handle it and now I feel like crying…time for a thread title change Sir Knight!
Fragile Ego?.gif "21")
Pull the other one it's got bells on it.
This is a really bad room for fragile egos...Knight, Oldschool, and I all have reputations for apocalyptic battles. Parcells contribution was an attempt to end the thread...I say we curb stomp him. Nothing personal, Parcells...we all think that you're great, but nobody sabotages the goodnight thread and walks away without a limp.
Challenge accepted!
curb stomping? Is that some Texas thing not involving rifles?
I'm afraid so, Parcells...after so many violent felonies they eventually took away my firearms...so much blood. But let's not dwell in the past and tackle the matter at hand. You have taken a necessary, yet reluctant, act of implied violence as some sort of challenge. I reckon we'll have to settle this the old fashioned way...Mortal Kombat!! I'm ready when you are, Parcells...no using Noob Saibot.
Ah, Mortal Kombat.
Spent a lot of time with that one in the arcades and later on console (NES/SNES?).
Now Jones, he's canadian, so he might be a pacifist, he might simply not understand the rules of engagement, or he might be a Youper and they're mean as snot and don't know what the word rules means...
That's okay, Oldschool...I'm a Texan and I don't know what a pacifist is. I'm pretty sure it's something that you stick in a crying baby's mouth when you run out of longnecks and the liquor store is closed. Those babies sure love their beer. Won't know for sure until I can get home and check the dictionary.
It's that guy that's no longer causing you problems because his head is under your boot..gif "1")
Oh yeah, I need to clean my boots before the LAN...thanks Helios! So much to do and so little time.
This!
or soft handed lonely card playing canadians...
Parcells never played Mortal combat. Could we settle this over a friendly game of bridge?
HAHAH! Now everyone at work's looking at me! Curse you Parcells!.gif "1")
bridge? is that the one where we hold him over the side of a bridge by his ankles and see who guesses the closest on how long we can hold him there? I love that game.
Bridge? How are you going to limp away from a game of bridge? That doesn't even make sense, Parcells. Besides..there ain't a person in Texas that knows how to play bridge, myself included. How about poker? Instead of playing for money we could bet debilitating leg injuries.
Don't mind me I'm just enjoying this lovely glass of Merlot
Carry on .
http://youtu.be/clItGR7cysc
Ending this thread would be like ending the coloured comics in the weekend paper, I've not bought a newspaper since then.
It would be good to know how many views this thread has had.
Doodie?
Got to be at least 2,000
The threads about sharing and Parcells is comfortable sharing with you guys that I just had a great masturbation, soft hands.gif "93")
This is the line:
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This is Parcells over the line
Although I wish I had soft hands
Right my 747-400 is all shut down and ready for a cold start the next time I fly her. So and now its time for a bit of toast then bed.
Night all!!
Is it just me or is the site getting even quieter recently?
With the exception of this thread of course.