My co-worker is such a jerk and yet such the man

docglock86 wrote:

So my co-woker and I were chatting during some down time at my work. My co-worker isn't really in to games. He tinkers around but nothing hardcore about him. Well we got into the discussion of gamer girls and how my dream girl would be a lady who loves games just as much as me. And Of course during the convo it took a turn towards the gutter and the subject of having sex while gaming came up. And this A-hole begins smiling and begins to tell me how he had sex with a girl while she played God of War........ I wanted to kick him in his nuts. Here he is just a very casual gamer getting to fullfill one of my greatest dreams and here I am a hardcore gamer and can't even get laid in a video game let alone in real life.

 

 

Life isn't fair. 

Thats why he gets laid 

I think it tells ya something when the chick is more interested in playing God of War then she is in having sex with him. The fact sex with him was not enough of a distraction that she could still concentrate on her game tells you more then you need to know about down there if ya know what I mean.  No need to be jealous of him.

On the other hand, if there aren't women hanging around your computer/console dying to jump into bed with you, you might want to look somewhere else? Just a suggestion.

bj's during gaming are great, except it throws off both of my aims.  

Yes

After it happens a few times it's not as awesome as you would think. After a bit, it becomes more of a 'honey, can you slide to the right just a few inches...your forehead is blocking my sniper scope.

How big is your wife's forehead?  

Or is your tv on the floor?  

does the god of war guy turn you on that much?

docglock86 wrote:

 Of course during the convo it took a turn towards the gutter and the subject of having sex while gaming came up. And this A-hole begins smiling and begins to tell me how he had sex with a girl while she played God of War........

 

I call bullshit on that one, You tell him your fantasy and all of a sudden he`s done it. He`s just being a dick or winding you up. If you were on about getting a blowjob in a fast car, i bet he would have got one from the sales woman in a test drive ferrari

docglock86 wrote:

  I wanted to kick him in his nuts.

You should have

docglock86 wrote:

 Life isn't fair.

Life is what you make it, Yeah  yeah.

It's novel and fun to say you did it but doing both at the same time diminishes the enjoyment of both activities.

If you're fucking a chick and she can still manage a boss fight, you're doing something wrong.

Some chicks are into sex during a game.  Whether video, football, etc.. And they really get into combining sex with those activities.

I think that guy was just treating you like crap. He was just being a jerk. Ignore the guy, he is just trying to over cook your grits.