Top 10 Reasons You Know You've Played Too Much Guitar Hero II

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10. You trash your own bedroom and try to snort coke from your wife's naked body

9. You start wearing top-hats and sunglasses and carrying around a bottle of Jack

8. You yell at the department store clerk because they don't have any leopard print stretch pants or dragon-emblazoned jumpsuits

7. You start referring to your kids as "roadies" and make them carry your XBox and TV from room to room for a glass of milk

6. You stuff a tin-foil wrapped zucchini down your pants

5. You douse your controller in lighter fluid and light it on fire

4. You go on a guitar smashing, amp kicking rampage, only to find you've put your foot through a $3000 HDTV

3. Your wife asks what you want for dinner and you tell her to check your rider

2. You fall asleep on the bus, wake up in a different town and it doesn't bother you

1. You have an emotional breakdown, unplug your controller and try to release an introspective acoustic album

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