.857 & .583

What are those numbers you ask they are my BA and Slugging % over the last 2 days in softball.  Yea I know its slowpitch but bite me   12-14 w/ 7home runs. (could say 8 but one in the park was on an errant throw to 3rd to try to get me there)

So Wed night we have 2 games back to back against the only team we've yet to play, at this time our record is 9-1.  Before the game they were talking abunch of crap their coach says to ours "You guys aren't really that good, It's just that everyone else played bad.  Now us were good"  He says this in all seriousness too.  Well guess what biatch we owned your asses.  24-3 game 1 and 17-1 game 2  That's 41-3 across 2 games, eat me ass face.  So My first at bat 3run, next inning GS same inning I get up w/ bases jacked again and pop out to RC.  Only time I didnt get on base the entire night.  I hit another 3 run & an in-the-park the next game.  there's 4

Lastnight I play co-ed and again this team was talking crap, if it hadn't been a girl doin it I woulda been back at them instead I just did a little bat flip and threw my hands up in the air everytime i hit one over.  I did talk some crap cuz they threw out a 9yr old girl.  One of our ladies had to leave so a guys daughter plays and she actually connects w/ the ball and they throw her out at 1st for out #3.  C'mon that's just weak, she could just stood there and walked the ump even said "I just cant call a strike on her there's no way!"  so instead of us telling her to take the pitches and get on base we let her hit, douche bags throw her out I maybe mad cuz I was up next and had already hit 1 out.  I let them hear about it when I took the field too, got a warring from the ump to shut my mouth,  Yea I don't think my precher would like it if I got ejected from a church league Game.  This game I start off w/  an in-the-park and get a deep single, by deep I was already walking to the dug out when it hit the fence.  We lost both games but I pissed off thier pitcher, a lady, by hitting 3 in a row over on her and the 3rd and final at bat she's not even looking at the plate, not even trying to throw a strike,  just trying to walk me, first 2 in the dirt and she lets one slip a bit high and I yank it 

Eh I'm just rambling cuz I'm bored, and had nothing better to talk about.