Death to the Midge!
Die ya wee bastards. Die Die Die!
Those little man-eating insects that swarm in their millions biting the shit out of any passing tourist or local. Scotlands mosquito, only worse. 49% of tourists don't come back because of ye. £286M in lost tourist revinue ya wee biting buggers. Well ye didn't like the hot summer, did ye? No, not one bit. Dead by the million they say. Good riddance fuckers hahahahahaha. 30% less this year. hahahahahahaha
So long itchy heads, So long arms covered in little white, itchy lumps, so long mouthfulls of midge as we run gay-ly at play. At least till next year.
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Too late in the year for them. They prefer warm damp days, the usual scottish summer.