Hello bitches! Note: NSFW is my mantra.

25 January, 2007

Just wanted to start this mutha up (this blog thingy that is). What to expect here? Rantings from a certifiable lunatic, with a seriously ciggy burned assed keyboard. I have to order freakin keyboards by the gross and shit, so if a letter seems to be missing from a lot of the words, just blame it on the cloves baby. Oh yea, cloves, I puff 'em by the carton baby...they remind me of that one night in Punjar, India with that $1.02 hooker. The extra .02 was payment to have her wash before we got all phunky with each other. Hot damn what a night...wait, what the fuck was I even talking about?

Anyway, for those who get offended easily, please do yourself a favor, and never click this blog link again, or you may just go blind and shit from all the groove funk I spill out. I mean if the entry starts with some shit like..."Anyway, as I was fisting this chick, see..." please don't assume right off the bat that it will be offensive. Oh no my dear reader, please read further into that, and that's where the real nasty shit will probably be. But there again, do not harbor ill will of me even then dear reader....no, please meet me in a game and then you can really be annoyed and hated by my bubbly personality, and freakishly good looks. Only then will you realise, that I am definitely your true hero, and now that you have discovered me, you can now live with yourself as your ying and yang have just gotten blown by one another and you are now on the path of true inner peace...or some fuckin shit like dat.

Again, please don't hate me because I'm beautiful, or that my postings may touch a nerve or three...just take this shit for what it will always be...shit. I reserve the right to be unedited, unless you are "Mr. T", because he is the only other person on this planet who can throw out the groove thang better than anyone else, and he is a damn uber leet badmammajamma to boot..."I pity the fool *insert anything here, the line is classic*". Man that's some awesome shit. Wait, what the fuck was I talkin about again? Cripes, my mind wanders too damn much methinks. In fact, yes, I will have pickles with that. Seven dollars!!?? For a fuckin sandwich...wtf??!!

Ok, so there's the start of me blog matey's. See ya soon, and yes, I am available for baby sitting, as long as the doctors let me out on the dates/times you need. See ya soon, bitches!

PUN

Yes, I am your hero...don't even try to deny it, and oh yes, I'm also as pretty as a girl. Remember kiddies, this blog will never be safe for work, clickee and get fuckee by your bosses, it ain't my fault, dumbass.

Aint he just the cutest little thang?