Turn IPs

Ridiculously, I wanted to blog but had nothing come to mind once i had this blank white space to look at. I have all kinds of things pop into my head, but forget to write them down or what not. because of my porous memory, by the time i'm in front of my blog, the thoughts that would be "blog worthY" are long gone. it was suggested to me that I write about not knowing what to write about, but that idea was discarded as one that has been done and is not well received.

So Big0ne tells me to write about how awesome Rex Grossman looked last night.

Is that gay?

Anyway, the answer is obvious: write about turnips. This follows the simple formula of:

It's simple math, people!

Sadly, when I think of "turnips" all I think of is that the first part of the word is "turn" which reminds me of Derrick Zoolander who couldn't turn left which reminds me of Nascar which reminds me of mullets.

Ladies and gentleman, at no point during my day should I ever have to think about mullets.

It's bothersome

and, now, I have to post a picture:

If you really want to know more about turnips, though, go here.

Blog by Matthew Tait Lifto