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codemonkey

It should be illegal to bring in Girl Scout thin mints into an engineering establishment. First, we don't need any fat - we sit on our asses all day. Secondly, how can you pass up a thin mint in that lovely little green box, wrapped in that silver lining... they beacon me like a lovely succubus atop a mountain of fresh lilies.

Ode To Girl Scout Thin Mints

Here we are my little friend,
So thin so mint so round,
My willingness just has to bend,
Your mintyness has been found,

Girl Scouts know your good to eat,
Taunting me with your sugars and sweets,
Your tastiness just can't be beat,
The cookie crunch is totally leet,

Self control has been hobbled,
Now it's time to gobble gobble gobble

*crunch crunch crunch*


Comments (8)

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Devonsangel·
I'm impressed anyone still has GS cookies around!
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codemonkey·
We have all three types in the office, but I only care about mint.
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Jedi_Kez·
damn girl scouts are no better than your local corner crack dealer :)\r \r I'm glad nobody is selling any in my office at the moment, or that would have been my lunch after reading this blog!
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NorthernPlato·
mmmm...\r cookies...\r cookies and poetry!\r
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KingBayman·
Never liked the thin mints. But those carmel coconut things........drool.......
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BrokenDesign·
So very true... and yet....... the way you speak of it is so very disturbing....\r \r I can only imagine how big you'll get once your daughter is selling Girl Scout cookies. ;)
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BrokenDesign·
Oh yeah, and @KingBayman: BLASPHEMER!
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codemonkey·
@BrokenDesign, she's banned from being a girl scout on account of the cookies.