picture day WHAAA

WHAT???? my daughter comes in this am and says OH yay mom.... its picture day.. will you do my hair... than the other daughter is flying around in a frenzy to wear something FABULOUS...... so i get up... pick out "better outfits"  i go to make coffee now I usually have regular ole' maxwell house morning blend.. well there was another brand on sale... with a snazzy stay fresh lid... well THEY ARE EVIL LIL LIDS.. made to make you feel like an blithering idiot at 7 am... i am fighting with this lid and ITS WINNING .. hu? well i finally rip it open thank god for the friggin foil thing they put on it.. well i make the coffee and than i think my " Battle Lid" is over... nope mistaken i go to put back on this lid and i try to snap and all i did was further my "blithering idiot "status while holding pressure "here" where it says to, it slid out from under my hand and flew about 40 feet across the kitchen and landed all over the floor. NOW on any other morning i would have kicked the can and went back to bed.. but i had to recover pull my self together and do HAIR. everydamn hair style i did was WRONG however my 8 yo thought her hair was the shit she was happy life was good... but the 12yo.. nope so im doing her hair she turns to me and her breath was like someone took a poppy in her mouth OMFG.. yes that bad!!!!! Im like your yelling at me about outfits and hair and your gonna smile knock the photographer out and have yellow teeth WHA go brush ya damn teeth!!!! well that was it...  her yelling at me.... the damn coffee.... the wet dog..yellow teeth  oh yay its snowing and raining here.. barking to come in... luney not up yet snuggling nice and warm in the bed  was enough to push me over the edge.... "the edge" was real close this am. so needless to say the point to this is ....

NO EASY SNAP LIDS in MEATS house EVER!!!!!