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Are you Ready 4 Children? - 33 (Missouri)
Reply to: pers-917106508@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-11-13, 1:04AM CST

Are you tired or waiting for the perfect guy? Biological clock ticking? Or maybe you found the perfect guy but he is just not getting the job done because of low sperm count or poor swimmers?? Well I am here to help. I'm a great guy attractive college educated very fertile with perfect swimmers. I have helped a couple women fullfill thier dream of becoming mothers and I have to admit there is nothing more fullfilling. If you would like to experience the wonderful mircle of motherhood then don't wait any longer. married or single does not matter I am very discreet. Email me and tell me about yourself and send your picture. I am very discreet. Contact me spermdonor_2009 at yahoo.

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looking4nooners - m4w - 32 (springfeild)
Reply to: pers-913971173@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-10, 7:26PM CST

male that loves to eat at lunch

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Looser seeking looseret - 44
Reply to: pers-911350401@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-08, 6:46PM CST

I am cute, I hate that word. I am 44, I live with my mother, I am unemployed, I have a canoe. Dose that count as transportation? I have been divorced twice. I pay child support when i am not in jail for not paying child support. You have heard of King Midas, turns things into gold with a touch, well i have the minus touch, I turn things into ----. if it can go wrong, it will. so if this sounds like nothing you want move on sweety

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click here if you have all of your teeth - 23 (springfield)
Reply to: pers-907458375@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-05, 7:03PM CST

about me: 23, college graduate, good job, living on my own, attractive, no kids, non-smoker
i enjoy: shopping, being with friends and family, traveling, reading, going out, staying in, movies, listening to music, going for sunday drives
guilty pleasure: reality tv, in touch magazine, spending way too much on decor

about you: between 23 and 30, college graduate (or in the process), living on your own, no kids, non-smoker, smart, funny, attractive
you are not: a country boy, mama's boy, or a serial killer
you know: the difference between too, to, and two...there, they're and their

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