ex girlfriend.

so i bump into the ex on the bus last night on my way home after a long day. all i wanted was some tunes on my ipod and to stare out the window and then there she is. we parted quite badly.

"hello you, hows it going?" she asks as she slumps down next to me

"fuck you"

"oh cool, i'm glad you got the job, you were really keen on it."

"don't patronise me woman"

"have you met anyone yet?"

"no, you left me too fucking scared of you womb carrying foot soldiers of evil... you stone hearted hussy"

"me? yeah, i live with him now, him? he works in the city blahblahblah"

"really? is this the one you were fucking when we were together? he sounds like a total dickhead to me"

"okay, this is my stop, catch you soon okay? dont be a stranger"

"hopefully not...and if i can help it "

okay, now, this was how it SHOULD have gone.

how it actually went? well...replace anything in black with what i type under here in the order i type it.

"hey, yeah good, just finished work"

"yeah yeah, its cool man, its going really well, promotion soon from what i can understand"

"yeah one or two, nothing came of it though, you know me, picky. what about you?"

"wow, record company eh? A+R? sweet! free tunes for you then eh?"

"nice to see you, take care, yeah we'll hook up for a beer or two soon and a catch up"

*sigh*

i'm such a pussy. why is it so hard to not act like a puppy when you see an ex you fell for? it was like a slap reminding me of why i am better off single. just when the idea of having a girl about the place was starting to appeal again.

they say theres someone for everyone. well shit its been long enough. i'm starting to think my someone is on the wrong side of the world to me or something.