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Car Pool next week

nae

Shared on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 09:02

So I have Car pool next week.. it is also the last full week of school, Coincidence I think not :) SO any ideas what to do to these little mormon children that live in a bubble and take personal offense to my Coffee cup in the car ???? lol

to make matters worse they (( the mothers)) have invited me to "teach" a relief society.... (if your wondering WTF relief society is, its where the church keeps the little ladies so the men can have "real" convo's lol  and they get together out side of church as well.  ANY way they "wondered" if I would like to show them how to make an, I KID YOU NOT.....  sound it out, this is excatly how they said it.    .... EYEtaiLAN... translation.(. italian. ) MEAL.... I laughed, because I really thought it was a joke. SADLY it was not.

I think this was a PLOY to get me to meet with the moms so they can Program me to behave on the car pool week.  ALLL year I've had these women stare.... run... hide... and other wise avoid me like the plaque.. but this week hey can ya teach a cooking class??? WTF

SO many ways, I could roll with this... not sure at this point, I'll have a cocktail tonight and think it over.  ((insert evil chuckle)).

 

 

Comments

Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 09:09
sounds like a kick ass time! lol
Lusetti67's picture
Submitted by Lusetti67 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 09:09
Sausage and Meat balls ; )
DrWhistler's picture
Submitted by DrWhistler on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 09:14
I would love to have front row seat for that. Dress up luney in a wig and get him to video tape. ;)
happ's picture
Submitted by happ on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 09:33
I see that as an opportunity. Imagine how much you can stir things up with these ladies. I'd be sure to wear a t-shirt with an offensive saying and crank up some death metal for the carpool.
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:00
OMG... too funny.... too fricking funny. I would make Italian food... Show them that Italians have wine every single meal: just like Jesus did! I would listen to their deprogramming... then inform them that you love drinking your coffee and fucking their husbands. But since they made such a great point: you will only continue doing one. It's their choice.
wooglin1161's picture
Submitted by wooglin1161 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:04
holy shit, j-cat, you're spot on with how this situation should be handled
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:06
I missed my calling: I should be a dimplomat..
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:06
HA! I said "DIMPLOMAT" I suck!
skumbukit's picture
Submitted by skumbukit on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:15
Tell them to bring their own fruit and start the show by describing the perfect Italian BJ using the banana and cucumber for demonstrative purposes..
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:24
Skummy - when you open your mouth, it's golden. Nae - Teach how to cook. Then you'll have a good blog for later.
nae's picture
Submitted by nae on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:25
@ J-CAT i really think you may be on to something :) Skummy you know me to well!!!!
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:36
It is like John Smith was talking to his people when Skumbukit spoke his magical words... That was god damn awesome. Do you have a portable DVD player in your car? You could play episodes of Big Love while you are driving for the Carpool.. Now that would be awesome...
nae's picture
Submitted by nae on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:41
@ lbsutke lmfao to funny :) that or porn
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:46
How about teach them how to make drinks first then how you make pasta while drunk and use creative language or sexual in u end do's as well while doing it.
OLDMAV693's picture
Submitted by OLDMAV693 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:31
ROFL..........dont ya just love Utah.......I went to church one Sunday just cuze hadnt been in a while and Monday they called me to coach basketball Hell I know more about flying a jet than basketball!!!!!!!!!!!! Im here in Ogden
govnamac's picture
Submitted by govnamac on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:35
Show the South Park episode where they talk about John Smith.
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:53
resistance is futile ... you will be assimilated ....
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:29
I'd "accidentally" call them morons through the whole thing.....but I'm already warry of lightning striking me any time I get near a church.....
nae's picture
Submitted by nae on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 13:03
tisk tisk tank.. I've been here many years and HAVE yet to make friends LMFAO i think Im doing JUST great ... I lead the resistance! bitchesssss or .. im just mean and abrasive and they dont like me... either way score one for the crazy red head lol

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