If then then statement.

If cool is not caring, we are all cool.

We are all uncool... about some things.

What do you care about?  and do you reallize why that makes you uncool?  IN that case, if you reallize why it makes you uncool, you should then reallize cool is overrated.

Raise your hand or malformed wing if you are an amalgam of mixed parts which are not popularly accepted.  If you wish you were more normal you can leave altogether until you fail a bit more at that "goal."

I'm not saying chipped teeth are attractive, or functional, but if that is your predicament (it is not mine, jeez gross) you could garner yourself a more solid mantra, a bit of a peace of mind niche with the fact that you are imperfect.

Oh but girls can be so hot sometimes, and it makes me want to learn and forgive all their flaws, oh sweet jesus do i want to forgive them.  Even the hot girl with the big ugly birthmark, she was so hot, i was willing to disavow any information of said birthmark if she were shy about it; I would have for example lied to congress on the stand and attested to the fact that the birthmark does not and has never existed.

In summary, I am not very cool.  But, and, so I prefer that sort of cool.