Teenage daughter AKA the devil

ok So this blog is not going to get me mother of the year.. GET OVER IT :)


So my oldest has been doing the  "poor me" bullshit,  maybe some of you may know this syndrome, symptoms include but not limited to: dragging ass.... waking up tired.... some breathing issues related to breathing out like Darth Vader when asked to accomplish something, RUDE, ENTITLED and all around Bitchassness. Well upon several conversations with different people, not all Mormons... mind you i was told to be nice... encouraging that her age and hormones make her this way...

ARE you FUCKING kidding me?

BULLSHIT~ She needs FEAR! plain and simple. So my conversation with said teenager turned a drastically different way on SAT,

"I don't feel like going, Im tired and  I hate my sisters"

Really? If liking each other was a requirment in spending time together as a family lilttle one, you my dear would have been VOTED off the fukn Island. Now get your ASS in my **swagger wagon** heheh and shut your face.

Sigh sigh rumble rumble  SMACK!

"What just happend ((cries hurling through van)) Teenager Hits 5 yo....

I proceed to pull over.... and I went a Bit NY on her ... I try to hide this in me.. but when enraged it tends to come out...

I let her know her hitting her 5 yo sister would be like me giving her a Right UPPER CUT to the face... did she want to play???

she declined to which I then let her know The NEW rules of Engagement in MY house.

1) Look at me wrong....beat ya ass

2) respond in any other way then grateful to a request.. .... beat your ass

3) Assume your day is worse then mine...... Beat your ass!

4) try to be cute and put child protective services on your speed dial....  try talking with no teeth!


Now of course this is a slight* exaggeration but I think to much hugging and allowing of this behavior is what is making these kids nastey little ingrates that expect to waited on. My daughter will be self confident... not rely on others to  make her smile and damn it ACCOUNTABLE!