ladynightshade
Shared on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:54I set my husband on fire last night. Not my real one, my Skyrim one. I just couldn't take it anymore. Since the dawn of the "Patch 1.02 Glitch" I have been unable to leave him at home. And every time I get too close to him, he says something stupid like, "It's good to see you again love." Actually, no, no it's not. So I was out testing some fire cloak scrolls and I caught him on fire. I thought, "AWESOME!" I figured when his health bar ran out, he'd die. I already had plans in my head of hooking up with his twin brother, who is a lot smarter and doesn't make as many assinine comments. He did get really pissed and started chasing after me trying to cut my head off. But he didn't die. After his health bar ran out, he fell down and acted like he was going to throw up, then he bounced back up and said, "It's good to see you again love." Oh, for the love of....
So, apparently you can't actually kill your spouse in Skyrim. Or else I'm just doing it wrong. Anyone have any suggestions?
Which reminds me, here's a classic Dead Milkmen song to commemorate the occasion:
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