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So for the first time since childhood, I have a family doctor.  My wife has been going to her for a few years and I had never met her. 

The doctor, I mean.  Im quite familiar with my wife.

Anyway, a while back I was entrusted with the responsibility of bringing my daughter to an appointment.  Okay whatever.

So Im sitting in the examination room when in walks my daughters doctor.

A little bit of background first.

Besides having a weird nun fetish,  I am especially partial to women of middle eastern descent.

So for the first time since childhood, I have a family doctor.  My wife has been going to her for a few years and I had never met her. 

The doctor, I mean.  Im quite familiar with my wife.

Anyway, a while back I was entrusted with the responsibility of bringing my daughter to an appointment.  Okay whatever.

So Im sitting in the examination room when in walks my daughters doctor.

A little bit of background first.

Besides having a weird nun fetish,  I am especially partial to women of middle eastern descent.

So Ive shared this with a select few, but I feel compelled to warn people who are thinking of delving into the world of tattoos.

If you are married, it is a dangerous field to be in.  A small percentage of women clients feel the need to tip the artist 'non-monetarily'.

Some become very insistent.  Sometimes they have a kind of inarguable logic that is hard to deny.

This can be an issue when youre trying your best to be a good husband.

Im seriously thinking of looking into SaltPeter or chemical castration. 

So Ive shared this with a select few, but I feel compelled to warn people who are thinking of delving into the world of tattoos.

If you are married, it is a dangerous field to be in.  A small percentage of women clients feel the need to tip the artist 'non-monetarily'.

Some become very insistent.  Sometimes they have a kind of inarguable logic that is hard to deny.

This can be an issue when youre trying your best to be a good husband.

Im seriously thinking of looking into SaltPeter or chemical castration. 

-and I dont mean better lubricated.

For the record, its been a couple of days since the 'Procedure' and things are doing much, much better.

Now for a desperately needed change of subject.

A friend and colleague (known across the world as GIJoeBob), introduced me to a grooming tool for the follically challenged called Headblade.

I have to admit, his enthusiasm made me suspect he was on their payroll.  How could you re-engineer the classic razor? 

-and I dont mean better lubricated.

For the record, its been a couple of days since the 'Procedure' and things are doing much, much better.

Now for a desperately needed change of subject.

A friend and colleague (known across the world as GIJoeBob), introduced me to a grooming tool for the follically challenged called Headblade.

I have to admit, his enthusiasm made me suspect he was on their payroll.  How could you re-engineer the classic razor? 

So for those of you who follow my blog regularly (yes, I mean you two, right there), you may have noticed a few days of inactivity on my part.

I believe I have a reasonable excuse.  Two words that should never be placed together.

Scrotal.

Surgery.

Hear that?  Thats the sound of hundreds of sympathetic male thighs slapping together.

Yes, I went and got fixed. The big 'V'.  Shootin' blanks. 

So for those of you who follow my blog regularly (yes, I mean you two, right there), you may have noticed a few days of inactivity on my part.

I believe I have a reasonable excuse.  Two words that should never be placed together.

Scrotal.

Surgery.

Hear that?  Thats the sound of hundreds of sympathetic male thighs slapping together.

Yes, I went and got fixed. The big 'V'.  Shootin' blanks. 

So I did a tattoo for the hospital chaplain and in the course of him showing it off I got a slew of new work in the form of paramedics. I got three clients in a row who were ambulance attendants from the same hospital.

This puts more pressure on me because if I screw up their ink, I better hope I dont get in an accident.

Fortunately theyve been happy with the work so far.

I actually get a lot of clients in some form of healthcare. Just a few weeks ago I had what I call officially, My Hottest Client Ever.

So I did a tattoo for the hospital chaplain and in the course of him showing it off I got a slew of new work in the form of paramedics. I got three clients in a row who were ambulance attendants from the same hospital.

This puts more pressure on me because if I screw up their ink, I better hope I dont get in an accident.

Fortunately theyve been happy with the work so far.

I actually get a lot of clients in some form of healthcare. Just a few weeks ago I had what I call officially, My Hottest Client Ever.