UnwashedMass's blog

I hate writing these things, but it's my catharsis. I need to blow chunks all over someone's morning, noon and night, and I feel better. You get to wipe the gunk off, and I walk a little lighter. I don't really have many I can get it out to, and the ones that hear it are sick and tired of me.  I'm sorry if you are reading this and are looking for the funny, but it's not with me right now. Stop here.

I hate writing these things, but it's my catharsis. I need to blow chunks all over someone's morning, noon and night, and I feel better. You get to wipe the gunk off, and I walk a little lighter. I don't really have many I can get it out to, and the ones that hear it are sick and tired of me.  I'm sorry if you are reading this and are looking for the funny, but it's not with me right now. Stop here.

Started cleaning the backyard for my buddy's 50th birthday party.  Got some people over to help me crash through most of the cleaning.

Then I went and got a tattoo.

On my calf, crossing my shinbone.

I am going on record, that the shinbone is probably the WORST place to get ink ground in with an electric needle.

Started cleaning the backyard for my buddy's 50th birthday party.  Got some people over to help me crash through most of the cleaning.

Then I went and got a tattoo.

On my calf, crossing my shinbone.

I am going on record, that the shinbone is probably the WORST place to get ink ground in with an electric needle.

SO I FOUND MYSELF A WHORE,

WITH FACE JUST LIKE YOURS;

(AFTER SEVERAL GALLONS OF PORTER!)

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SO, DEATH VALLEY QUEEN,

GO MARRY YOUR KING;

I'LL END UP ROVING FOR CERTAIN.

~Death Valley Queen, Flogging Molly

Love these guys.

SO I FOUND MYSELF A WHORE,

WITH FACE JUST LIKE YOURS;

(AFTER SEVERAL GALLONS OF PORTER!)

---

SO, DEATH VALLEY QUEEN,

GO MARRY YOUR KING;

I'LL END UP ROVING FOR CERTAIN.

~Death Valley Queen, Flogging Molly

Love these guys.

Here's one for the effing rocket scientist who leased the building I'm in:

75 men + Mass eating Jalapeno Popper rolls @ Blue Fish Sushi + 1 shitter = One very uncomfortable Mass da Ass

New equation:

One size 9.5 Adidas tennis sneaker + realtor's braincase = mildly satisfied but still uncomfortable Mass da Ass

Have a great day!

Here's one for the effing rocket scientist who leased the building I'm in:

75 men + Mass eating Jalapeno Popper rolls @ Blue Fish Sushi + 1 shitter = One very uncomfortable Mass da Ass

New equation:

One size 9.5 Adidas tennis sneaker + realtor's braincase = mildly satisfied but still uncomfortable Mass da Ass

Have a great day!