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Shared on Fri, 09/08/2006 - 08:46

I promised a joke

Three priests are in a train station on thier way to Pittsburg. A young man who has recently become a priest, a middleaged priest and a very old priest. The oldest hands all the money to the youngest and says "As you are very young, you have not experienced much of life yet. I give you the responsibility of buying our tickets. We need three tickets to Pittsburg and I want the change back in dimes and nickels." The young priest says "Thank you father. I'll do my best." The young priest goes to the ticket counter where ther is a slow moving line.

tarbs

Shared on Mon, 08/21/2006 - 20:27

crappy couple of weeks

i may put up something about it later. till then,

 

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

 

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be asked to report for duty with their favorite weapon and then dropped off into Iraq with only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste like chicken.

tarbs

Shared on Wed, 08/09/2006 - 17:29

I got this from my Mom today.

sad thing is, i can see my boys doing this. :)

 

tarbs

Shared on Fri, 08/04/2006 - 13:28

new job??

this morning i had a phone interview with a recruiter from Avanade. the ar a technology consulting firm. they want me. i met them at TechEd this year and i got an email from this recruiter Monday asking if i would like more info on the company and could i please send her my resume. it sounds good. it is alot more travel than i have now but the benefits are the same or better. and i can almost guarantee they will will pay me a shitload better than where i am now.  i'll have to have at least 2 more interviews with them to determine my technical proficency and pay scale.

tarbs

Shared on Thu, 07/27/2006 - 08:44

What the hell is wrong with you!!!

i found myself yelling this at my TV last night during the news. there is some stupid shit going on. first, there is this whacked out broad in Texas. you know her, that Yates woman. she drowns 3 of her 5 kids in a bathtub for no apparent reason and the jury at her most recent trial says she didn't really do it. she is just insane. well no shit!! the bitch killed 3 of her kids! of course she's insane. what this means now is she gets to spend a few years in a state run mental hospital. a warm bed and 3 squares a day.

tarbs

Shared on Thu, 07/20/2006 - 10:35

emailed to me today

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you! In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it! Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you!

tarbs

Shared on Wed, 07/19/2006 - 15:36

what work

i seem to be all over the forums today. as you can probably tell, my boss and his boss and his boss are all gone today. am i doing any rreal work? hell no. i have far more imprtant things to do. like post in the forums on 2o2p. this is the best day i have had at work in a long time. yipee!

tarbs

Shared on Mon, 07/17/2006 - 20:48

help with drinks

i dont drink beer. dont like it. never have. i dont drink wine. every one i have tried is too bitter. with that being said, what else is out there that i could try? i have found i like Mikes hard berry and Hornsbys hard cider crisp apple. smirnoff black ice isnt bad either. now dont get me wrong, im not looking to start drinking heavily but my kids are at the age where a little alcohol is a good thing. for me. so, what are your suggestions?

no much else going on lately. been working without a day off for 2 weeks and still getting the new place setup now that the move is over.

tarbs

Shared on Tue, 07/04/2006 - 10:36

im back

finally got my DSL back. the tech came and installed everything yesterday but it didnt work. :( it tok 4 phone calls and over 12 hours to fix. turns out somebody setup my connection wrong on there end.  i could have been playing Halo last night but instead i was on the phone to tech support. oh well. its up now and i am back online. yea me!

tarbs

Shared on Thu, 06/29/2006 - 09:24

the time has come

the move is now getting serious. tonight the unthinkable happens. tonight.... I pack up ...... the Xbox :(

i tried to get online last night for some last minute boom but it didnt work out. so now the next time i can get my game on will be Monday night. i sure hope some of you are on then.

the rest of the move is going good. we got most of our stuff in the garage waiting for the big truck which i will pick up first thing in the morning.  i should be able to keep up with site from work today and maybe a little from home tomorrow. until i unplug my internet of course.

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