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Go away, you suck!

Go away, you suck!

Obama to speak to school children September 8th.  In every public school, in every classroom, in every auditorium, our President will be speaking to our children. 

Here are the proposed lesson plans handed out by "Teacher Ambassador Fellows, US Department of Education".

And...discuss.

Obama to speak to school children September 8th.  In every public school, in every classroom, in every auditorium, our President will be speaking to our children. 

Here are the proposed lesson plans handed out by "Teacher Ambassador Fellows, US Department of Education".

And...discuss.

It's the yuck.  Just so you know. 

It's the yuck.  Just so you know. 

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?''

'Yep, theys all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times
before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your
children's names.'

'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy and the girls are all named
'Leighroy'.'

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?''

'Yep, theys all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times
before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your
children's names.'

'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy and the girls are all named
'Leighroy'.'

That's the official date!  w00t!

That's the official date!  w00t!