Durty's blog

I deleted my last blog.  I was angry and hurt and really upset.  Not sure why it upset me so much but I guess I thought I had a good friend and it really sucks when that goes away with no warning.

But yeah....if anyone wants to play Halo, hit me up....I'm going to be lonely tonight. 

My little guy is 9 today!!  Omg, don't do the math...it's bad, very very bad, lol.  He's a cool little guy, way cooler when the other kids aren't around but a cool little guy anyways.  He acts just like his father though which has a tendency to drive me absolutely insane, lol.  Unfortunately I can't see him today   He has Cub Scouts and summer school and his father has plans.  I hate the joint custody arrangement at times like these....it sucks monkey ass.  But we are throwing him a big party on Friday night so it

My little guy is 9 today!!  Omg, don't do the math...it's bad, very very bad, lol.  He's a cool little guy, way cooler when the other kids aren't around but a cool little guy anyways.  He acts just like his father though which has a tendency to drive me absolutely insane, lol.  Unfortunately I can't see him today   He has Cub Scouts and summer school and his father has plans.  I hate the joint custody arrangement at times like these....it sucks monkey ass.  But we are throwing him a big party on Friday night so it

If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes' delete it IMMEDIATELY.




Do NOT open it.





Apparently this one is pretty nasty.



It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.





It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.



It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR,

If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes' delete it IMMEDIATELY.




Do NOT open it.





Apparently this one is pretty nasty.



It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.





It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.



It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR,

And especially you Char......Ask and ye shall receive ;)

And especially you Char......Ask and ye shall receive ;)

About the Vagina.....


Five out of ten people are diagnosed with a vagina.

The only known cure for vagina's is expensive and painful, and will leave you with scar that resembles a penis.

A person with a vagina dies with a vagina, no one is known to have lived for more than 116 years after being diagnosed with a vagina.

Most people diagnosed with a vagina were born with this medical condition.

Vagina's leech blood from their host and after 10-13 years will become full and will expel all excess blood in a regular monthly cycle.

About the Vagina.....


Five out of ten people are diagnosed with a vagina.

The only known cure for vagina's is expensive and painful, and will leave you with scar that resembles a penis.

A person with a vagina dies with a vagina, no one is known to have lived for more than 116 years after being diagnosed with a vagina.

Most people diagnosed with a vagina were born with this medical condition.

Vagina's leech blood from their host and after 10-13 years will become full and will expel all excess blood in a regular monthly cycle.

The man started his new route at work last night....his hours used to be 8-5 M-F, his hours now are S-Th 4pm to anywhere between 12-5am...and it sucks!!! Yeah, he got a dollar an hour raise...but with his new schedule we won't be seeing each other very much :( I'll basically only see him for an hour after he wakes up to go to work and for an hour or two after he gets home....and I don't like it!! I am not a real needy person....except for when it comes to spending time with my man. I don't ask for gifts, or dinners, or going out much...I just want him.