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Wow. I just stumbled upon some disturbing yet funny shit. I had totally forgotten about this but years ago I used to blog on msn spaces. To my surprise all my old blogs are still there. This is from when I was a single dude living on fuck all for a wage and getting blacked out drunk everyday. Anyways this cracked me up after reading it today and I thought I would share it with everyone. It is from May of 2004. Here it is in it's unedited entirety:

I don't know how you guys do it in the states, but up in Canada we don't sell regular plastic baby bottles. Nope it's either the boob or a beer bottle. So, in tradition of true Canadian spirit, here is my lttle guy having a breakfast beer. They sure do grow up fast!

I don't know how you guys do it in the states, but up in Canada we don't sell regular plastic baby bottles. Nope it's either the boob or a beer bottle. So, in tradition of true Canadian spirit, here is my lttle guy having a breakfast beer. They sure do grow up fast!

So, I forgot to order more propane for my forklift and it ran out of gas while I was unloading a truck. Talk about stupidity. So now I have pallets of beer everywhere and no way to put them away. AND, it's too early to start drinking, I would be absolutely plowed by the time my shift is done. Considering I got fuck all to do I figured I might as well blog. Anyone know any sites that are good time wasters?? Basically the only thing I do is play Mini Putt 3 on Ebaums World. There has got to be something better than this.

So, I forgot to order more propane for my forklift and it ran out of gas while I was unloading a truck. Talk about stupidity. So now I have pallets of beer everywhere and no way to put them away. AND, it's too early to start drinking, I would be absolutely plowed by the time my shift is done. Considering I got fuck all to do I figured I might as well blog. Anyone know any sites that are good time wasters?? Basically the only thing I do is play Mini Putt 3 on Ebaums World. There has got to be something better than this.

So a few weeks ago I blogged about the"Diva Cup" and "The Keeper". For those of you that did not read that blog, The Diva Cup is an alternative to tampons. It is a weird plunger like looking thing you put up your snizz to collect the blood which you then dump whenever you are done. Anyways tjhis morning when I was posted my blog I noticed something funny in the google ads that are displayed right above my banner. Why this took 2 weeks to happen I don't know, but its funny that I now get adds for menstrual products and the Diva Cup. Here's a screen cap.

So a few weeks ago I blogged about the"Diva Cup" and "The Keeper". For those of you that did not read that blog, The Diva Cup is an alternative to tampons. It is a weird plunger like looking thing you put up your snizz to collect the blood which you then dump whenever you are done. Anyways tjhis morning when I was posted my blog I noticed something funny in the google ads that are displayed right above my banner. Why this took 2 weeks to happen I don't know, but its funny that I now get adds for menstrual products and the Diva Cup. Here's a screen cap.

It always says hmtl tags not allowed but there are no fucking html tags. I am try to paste three sentences from one of my forum posts and it's a no go. It really pisses me off when I have to re type it out every time I want to post anything in my blog. Quite frankly I am a lazy ass and slow typer so when I post a lengthy blog it takes me forever and any short cuts that I can take help me out bigtime. So what am I doing wrong?? Does this happen to everyone, or am I just a dumb drunken Canadian who doesn't have a fucking clue as to what's going on?

It always says hmtl tags not allowed but there are no fucking html tags. I am try to paste three sentences from one of my forum posts and it's a no go. It really pisses me off when I have to re type it out every time I want to post anything in my blog. Quite frankly I am a lazy ass and slow typer so when I post a lengthy blog it takes me forever and any short cuts that I can take help me out bigtime. So what am I doing wrong?? Does this happen to everyone, or am I just a dumb drunken Canadian who doesn't have a fucking clue as to what's going on?

I do all the time. I have been doing this for years and it recently came up in conversation and they thought I was ridiculous. Then again I know plenty of dudes who say they do this. Personally it is one of my favorite times to drink because you can chug like an animal and if you spill it is no big deal. I also have drank wine, rye and cokes,etc but it is a little more dicey having an open drink like that because soap and water can easily fly into it. When I was single I seriously wanted to mount a bottle open on the shower wall.