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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

butt joke


A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

After 3 days of new meds, I am starting to feel some better. Blood sugar levels are trying to stay around 300 which is better but still high. The hunger is the worst part. 120 carbs a day isn't much but will be raised after the levels get under control. This means I can have 40 carbs per meal and if I go over, I have to cut back on the next meal. Oatmeal in the morning, a sandwitch for lunch then a meal for dinner. I hate eating in the mornings but I can't load too many carbs onto one meal. Big no no there.

After 3 days of new meds, I am starting to feel some better. Blood sugar levels are trying to stay around 300 which is better but still high. The hunger is the worst part. 120 carbs a day isn't much but will be raised after the levels get under control. This means I can have 40 carbs per meal and if I go over, I have to cut back on the next meal. Oatmeal in the morning, a sandwitch for lunch then a meal for dinner. I hate eating in the mornings but I can't load too many carbs onto one meal. Big no no there.

Many of the signs of Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes are similar. In both, there is too much glucose in the blood and not enough in the cells of your body. High glucose levels in Type I are due to a lack of insulin because the insulin producing cells have been destroyed. Type 2 diabetes occurs when the body's cells become resistant to insulin that is being produced.

Many of the signs of Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes are similar. In both, there is too much glucose in the blood and not enough in the cells of your body. High glucose levels in Type I are due to a lack of insulin because the insulin producing cells have been destroyed. Type 2 diabetes occurs when the body's cells become resistant to insulin that is being produced.

  I have returned with news I did not want to hear. More daily shots. I now take Levimier twice a day, Novolog after each meal, and a new one called  Byetta 5 before dinner as well as one in the morning if my fasting sugar levels are way high. 120 carbs a day intake. Just how little is that? Grab a box of crackers and read the box. My A1C was close to 15 so drastic measures have to be taken now. I have nerve damage in my lower legs now as well as my feet and the goal is to stop damage in the kidneys, eyes, and heart since I already have 3 heart stents as well. Bleak times.

  I have returned with news I did not want to hear. More daily shots. I now take Levimier twice a day, Novolog after each meal, and a new one called  Byetta 5 before dinner as well as one in the morning if my fasting sugar levels are way high. 120 carbs a day intake. Just how little is that? Grab a box of crackers and read the box. My A1C was close to 15 so drastic measures have to be taken now. I have nerve damage in my lower legs now as well as my feet and the goal is to stop damage in the kidneys, eyes, and heart since I already have 3 heart stents as well. Bleak times.

 Well, I escaped the hospital but the Doctors office beconds tomorrow afternoon. I really feel like I'm full of holes after 7 shots. At 288 it's still high but I do feel better but really depressed now. You get tired of watching what you eat or drink and still geting shitty numbers. I went to the market and got some grass to graze on later but almost went feeding frenzied on the jelly doughnuts in the bakery section. The lady laughed when I turned help down and stated I was just saying hello to old friends. say one for me that tomorrow will bring good news. Peace out.

 Well, I escaped the hospital but the Doctors office beconds tomorrow afternoon. I really feel like I'm full of holes after 7 shots. At 288 it's still high but I do feel better but really depressed now. You get tired of watching what you eat or drink and still geting shitty numbers. I went to the market and got some grass to graze on later but almost went feeding frenzied on the jelly doughnuts in the bakery section. The lady laughed when I turned help down and stated I was just saying hello to old friends. say one for me that tomorrow will bring good news. Peace out.