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Last night, after enjoying a Valentine's Day viewing of the romantic film MACHETE, my husband and I decided to bring Team Sweels on Wheels to the Halo:Reach Arena.

I should add that we were drinking a shitload of wine through that movie, and I had partaken of many Long Island Iced Teas at dinner before that. Hurrrr.

It was a shitfest. We got hosed, thoroughly. Some teams we played were very good and had that...uh...strategy thing? We won one match against some people who were probably in a similar situation as ourselves.

Last night, after enjoying a Valentine's Day viewing of the romantic film MACHETE, my husband and I decided to bring Team Sweels on Wheels to the Halo:Reach Arena.

I should add that we were drinking a shitload of wine through that movie, and I had partaken of many Long Island Iced Teas at dinner before that. Hurrrr.

It was a shitfest. We got hosed, thoroughly. Some teams we played were very good and had that...uh...strategy thing? We won one match against some people who were probably in a similar situation as ourselves.

The Super Bowl is the perfect time to play console games online because Timmy can't use his daddy's teevee! Though, I bet a good ration of Timmys in this day and age have their own dang shit in their rooms.

I'm glad I'm old, by golly!

And I guess if I created a mini-Lindsay I would prefer he or she had their own tv so I could use the good one for my vidja games.

Also I wouldn't let my kids know what "The Webbernets" are until they get married.

Also I am going to make my husband an awesome cake when he gets a vasectomy.

The Super Bowl is the perfect time to play console games online because Timmy can't use his daddy's teevee! Though, I bet a good ration of Timmys in this day and age have their own dang shit in their rooms.

I'm glad I'm old, by golly!

And I guess if I created a mini-Lindsay I would prefer he or she had their own tv so I could use the good one for my vidja games.

Also I wouldn't let my kids know what "The Webbernets" are until they get married.

Also I am going to make my husband an awesome cake when he gets a vasectomy.

Does playing Doodle Jump until my eyeballs feel like they are going to fly out of my skull count as "hardcore gaming" or anything close to it?

No? Didn't think so.

I'm gonna go wallow in shame and...play more Doodle Jump.

Does playing Doodle Jump until my eyeballs feel like they are going to fly out of my skull count as "hardcore gaming" or anything close to it?

No? Didn't think so.

I'm gonna go wallow in shame and...play more Doodle Jump.

Or: How I deal with playing badly at Halo: Reach

Have you ever gotten into an intense round of Slayer and had an intensely wonderful, kill-filled round that made your insides tingle with joy? Great feeling indeed!

On the other side of that leet round is...THE SHITTY ROUND. For me, it is usually the first few rounds. And then some random rounds in the middle. I am not steady at having really bad rounds. I'll have a good few mixed in with a grip of mediocre rounds and then one or two very notable awful, shitty, I may as well poop my pants rounds.

Or: How I deal with playing badly at Halo: Reach

Have you ever gotten into an intense round of Slayer and had an intensely wonderful, kill-filled round that made your insides tingle with joy? Great feeling indeed!

On the other side of that leet round is...THE SHITTY ROUND. For me, it is usually the first few rounds. And then some random rounds in the middle. I am not steady at having really bad rounds. I'll have a good few mixed in with a grip of mediocre rounds and then one or two very notable awful, shitty, I may as well poop my pants rounds.

Halo: Reach. A game which has been consuming my soul.

I've neglected my husband, pets and household chores for this business. Daily Challenges help fuel the fire along with the ever-growing desire to Not Be A Noob.

I hope to take a break from This Spartan Life soon and get back to my wifely duties. Maybe play some other games (I was just getting good at NBA Jam!). Who knows. Maybe wipe the Gold Bond lotion off of the controller and stimulate a bit of Vitamin D.

*sigh, in the good way*

Halo: Reach. A game which has been consuming my soul.

I've neglected my husband, pets and household chores for this business. Daily Challenges help fuel the fire along with the ever-growing desire to Not Be A Noob.

I hope to take a break from This Spartan Life soon and get back to my wifely duties. Maybe play some other games (I was just getting good at NBA Jam!). Who knows. Maybe wipe the Gold Bond lotion off of the controller and stimulate a bit of Vitamin D.

*sigh, in the good way*