Cerberus4417's blog

So Today is Porkchop Platoons 1 year Anniversery as a Clan with 2o2p. I am very proud to be a part of these guys and gals. I want to repost what I told them in out clan forums:

"I want to thank to Slee and Lord for putting all the time and dedication into creating this Clan and keeping it running. You guys do a fantastic job. In addition to that I want ot thank all the PCP Staff for helping them enuring we are running smoothly since we all know Slee and Lord can not do it by themselves all the time.

Andy: Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

Andy: Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

Michael Scott: Here's what we brought. We brought uniforms from the warehouse. I brought Silly String, Dwight brought gasoline and chunks of rubber to make stink bombs.

Dwight Schrute: Or real bombs.

Michael Scott: No, no. Not real bombs.

Dwight Schrute: Yeah come on it would be so badass.

Michael Scott: Mmm maybe. I donno. I donno. Would be badass.

Jim Halpert: No.

Dwight Schrute: Yeah! It will.

Michael Scott: Here's what we brought. We brought uniforms from the warehouse. I brought Silly String, Dwight brought gasoline and chunks of rubber to make stink bombs.

Dwight Schrute: Or real bombs.

Michael Scott: No, no. Not real bombs.

Dwight Schrute: Yeah come on it would be so badass.

Michael Scott: Mmm maybe. I donno. I donno. Would be badass.

Jim Halpert: No.

Dwight Schrute: Yeah! It will.

Michael Scott: Today's a very special day for me. And it's really not about me. It's about my grandkids, it's about my great grandkids... I can come back here when I'm one hundred and I can find that piece of cement and say, "That's me. Look kids, your daddy left that face hole." I donno. It's a good feeling.

Michael Scott: Today's a very special day for me. And it's really not about me. It's about my grandkids, it's about my great grandkids... I can come back here when I'm one hundred and I can find that piece of cement and say, "That's me. Look kids, your daddy left that face hole." I donno. It's a good feeling.

Jim Halpert: Oh I can't go today because... I'm giving blood.

Michael Scott: How often can you actually donate blood?

Jim Halpert: Is there, a limit?

Michael Scott: Your body only has a certain amount.

Jim Halpert: Oh I can't go today because... I'm giving blood.

Michael Scott: How often can you actually donate blood?

Jim Halpert: Is there, a limit?

Michael Scott: Your body only has a certain amount.

Michael Scott: Ok, so dig this. You're on the street, and one of your gang disses you.

Darryl: Oh my goodness.

Michael Scott: Yeah. Right. So what do you do to get 'em to make it right?

Darryl: Well see, um, in a gang world, we use something called fluffy fingers.

Michael Scott: What is that?

Darryl: That's when someone really gets in your face, you know you just, start ticklin' 'em.

Michael Scott: [pause] Really?