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Michael Scott: Ok, so dig this. You're on the street, and one of your gang disses you.

Darryl: Oh my goodness.

Michael Scott: Yeah. Right. So what do you do to get 'em to make it right?

Darryl: Well see, um, in a gang world, we use something called fluffy fingers.

Michael Scott: What is that?

Darryl: That's when someone really gets in your face, you know you just, start ticklin' 'em.

Michael Scott: [pause] Really?

TOBY is BACK!!!!! Here is a couple of Michael's Toby Quotes because of it!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Scott: Today is Toby Flenderson's last day. I couldn't sleep last night. [cuts to clips of Michael dancing around the empty office] I came in extra early, so much energy. There's certain days that you know you will remember for the rest of your life. And I just have a feeling that today is one of those days

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Michael Scott: Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the Paper Industry.

TOBY is BACK!!!!! Here is a couple of Michael's Toby Quotes because of it!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Scott: Today is Toby Flenderson's last day. I couldn't sleep last night. [cuts to clips of Michael dancing around the empty office] I came in extra early, so much energy. There's certain days that you know you will remember for the rest of your life. And I just have a feeling that today is one of those days

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Michael Scott: Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the Paper Industry.

[While at the job fair]

Michael Scott: Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth. But, uhh, kids are very weary of being lured, these days. Thank you Dateline.

[While at the job fair]

Michael Scott: Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth. But, uhh, kids are very weary of being lured, these days. Thank you Dateline.

Michael Scott: Man I would love to burn your candles!

Jan: You burn it you buy it!

Michael Scott: Oh good! I'll be your first customer!

Jan: You're hardly my first.

Michael Scott: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

Michael Scott: Man I would love to burn your candles!

Jan: You burn it you buy it!

Michael Scott: Oh good! I'll be your first customer!

Jan: You're hardly my first.

Michael Scott: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

Phyllis: [listing favorite books] The DaVinci Code.

Angela: The DaVinci Code. I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code.

Dwight Schrute: Yeah right, that would keep you warm for like 7 seconds.

Phyllis: [listing favorite books] The DaVinci Code.

Angela: The DaVinci Code. I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code.

Dwight Schrute: Yeah right, that would keep you warm for like 7 seconds.

Sorry everyone I have been a little busy with work and all, but I am back now!! w00t w00t

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From last night's episode!

Andy: Big idea. Double Wedding. Me, Angela, you, Holly

Michael Scott: No, we would never do that, and if we did it would be with Jim and Pam

Jim Halpert: Yeah, we'd never do that

Michael Scott: Yeah, so there you go

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