SarcasmoJones's blog

 The new rumor from G4 indicates that Bethesda may have a new DLC in the works that will allow players to revisit Morrowind, adds new armor types, and utilizes dragon as flying mounts.

http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/728853/skyrims-upcoming-dlc-could-...

 I was awake less than 5 minutes this morning and I found myself engaged in a heated argument over which cat turd smelled worse. I get to work and one of the "office nerds" starts complaining that I have distributed all of my passwords to everyone in the office because one of the CSRs wanted to "check on a package" that was shipped Friday. Still kinda mad about the cat turd thing...

Brian Johnson turns 65 today!

The only reason Fort Worth doesn't have a professional foot ball team: if we did then Dallas would want one too.

It's gonna be a long season...

 So I should probably be working on my new releases article but I just finished writing a Forza car pack double header and that took damn near all weekend...so I'm downloading Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit instead. Fear not, amigos...I will have the new releases written tomorrow night and may be able to sneak in a Hell Yeah! review by the end of the week.

 I have been playing video games since the late 70s, and they have taught me some very important lessons that I surely would have misses otherwise:

1) Just because you find a loaded shotgun in a police station you shouldn't necessarily use it there.

2) A person can safely fall from any height as long as there is some hay to land in.

3) Eating wild mushrooms will give the consumer a myriad of beneficial effects.

4) If your car flips over, just floor the accelerator and the car will right itself shortly.