I would imagine this conversation eventually ended in some sort of manslaughter/mercy killing/driving into oncoming traffic incident. How much longer could that conversation continue?!?!?
I need to drive to Boise and thank him for taking her out of my town. Good Lord!
This video was actually on our channel 5 local news. I can honestly, and gladly, say that I do not know her but I feel sorry for him. I hope she doesnt' do the books.
one would think she is the perfect gf, but even great sex isn't worth enduuring that.
shes a white chic with blonde hair, all she's going to do is lay there. you looking for a good lay, im betting the guy would scream like a banshee. im thinking he needs a good gangbang showing something like this about his wife online.
one would think she is the perfect gf, but even great sex isn't worth enduuring that.
shes a white chic with blonde hair, all she's going to do is lay there. you looking for a good lay, im betting the guy would scream like a banshee. im thinking he needs a good gangbang showing something like this about his wife online.
I can't post smilies from my phone, but that gets a thumbs up.
My cousin Mike decided to find out what his Garmin GPS would do if he turned it on during a flight. Talk about a car breaking the speed limit (on and off-road)
From: "Jason Julius" Date: Mar 20, 2012 7:07 AM Subject: The walking dead To:
The other day I saw a preview for the TV
show "The Walking Dead."
In short it tells a story of the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse, where pretty much everyone is a zombie!
All good stuff... ;-)
The show follows a small group of survivors, traveling across the barren United States in search of a new home free from the "walking dead", better known as zombies.
And it got me thinking…
Being a man that KNOWS how to please a woman is kind of like being a "non zombie" in a post apocalyptic zombie world.
You're the minority, but you're also the HERO of the story.
You're the guy that no matter what, can give your woman an earth shattering orgasm!
It doesn't matter if she had a bad day at work, or if she spilled a latte all over her new outfit.
You know that you can take her in the bedroom, make her forget it all, and rock her world!
Wow, what a great feeling!
Plain and simple, the number of men who know 100% for certain how to drive a woman wild in the sack, are few and far between. (and in high demand :-)
The good thing is..
You can easily (link removed duh)
Talk Soon, Jason Julius
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That would be a pity. He really doesn't seem like ideal breeding stock.
http://youtu.be/Qhm7-LEBznk
"Yeah I don't know how you'd work that out"
"It'd be tough..."
*Facepalm*
If this isn't a fake, how the hell do we allow people like this to graduate from high school?!
Heck, I taught 8th grade physical science and the kids learned about D = S x T......
Reminds me of this famous game show clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUY3UJTQvBk
I asked my 9 year old son, he gave me the answer in under a second, then asked if he could go back to playing with his Lego.
I would imagine this conversation eventually ended in some sort of manslaughter/mercy killing/driving into oncoming traffic incident. How much longer could that conversation continue?!?!?
Wish that my wife was that dumb. I could get away with so much. My wife is smart unfortunately and is always foiling my devious plots...
she must be incredible in bed to put up with that much stupid.
I need to drive to Boise and thank him for taking her out of my town. Good Lord!
This video was actually on our channel 5 local news. I can honestly, and gladly, say that I do not know her but I feel sorry for him. I hope she doesnt' do the books.
http://youtu.be/QyjfK7R0QZk
this might perk up your day!
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shes a white chic with blonde hair, all she's going to do is lay there. you looking for a good lay, im betting the guy would scream like a banshee. im thinking he needs a good gangbang showing something like this about his wife online.
My cousin Mike decided to find out what his Garmin GPS would do if he turned it on during a flight. Talk about a car breaking the speed limit (on and off-road)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Hd230Vyhc
Spam Email my Buddy got lol Obviously I removed any links etc. I thought it was clever / funny.
=======================================================
From: "Jason Julius"
Date: Mar 20, 2012 7:07 AM
Subject: The walking dead
To:
In short it tells a story of the aftermath
of a zombie apocalypse, where pretty much
everyone is a zombie!
All good stuff... ;-)
The show follows a small group of survivors,
traveling across the barren United States in
search of a new home free from the "walking
dead", better known as zombies.
And it got me thinking…
Being a man that KNOWS how to please a woman
is kind of like being a "non zombie" in a
post apocalyptic zombie world.
You're the minority, but you're also the
HERO of the story.
You're the guy that no matter what, can give
your woman an earth shattering orgasm!
It doesn't matter if she had a bad day at
work, or if she spilled a latte all over her
new outfit.
You know that you can take her in the
bedroom, make her forget it all, and rock
her world!
Wow, what a great feeling!
Plain and simple, the number of men who know
100% for certain how to drive a woman wild
in the sack, are few and far between. (and
in high demand :-)
The good thing is..
You can easily (link removed duh)
Talk Soon,
Jason Julius
Please Note: You're receiving this message
because this email address was submitted to
an opt-in form on one of my websites.
If you no longer wish to hear from me or
receive my tips for improving your love life
I'll be confused, lost and lonely. But if
you must go I understand. Just click on the
corresponding link below. If you are under
the age of 18, please go to the link at the
end of this email to stop hearing from me.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdukWtJwlPU
So very NSFW.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojQrhqW4hX0&feature=player_embedded#!
Do you know where you are, you're in the buffet line baby.
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Axel Rose really let himself go.
What's up with these vodka companies?