UnwashedMass's blog

FD extricating the woman from her thrice rolled and air launched minivan.

How did your morning start?

A little coffee and off to work?  Maybe got the kids rousted and made some breakfast?  I could only wish.  I'm fine, I wasn't involved, other than in the aftermath so don't worry as I spin the tale.  My adrenaline is too high to concentrate, and I want to get this down in case I'm called to testify for this lady.

FD extricating the woman from her thrice rolled and air launched minivan.

How did your morning start?

A little coffee and off to work?  Maybe got the kids rousted and made some breakfast?  I could only wish.  I'm fine, I wasn't involved, other than in the aftermath so don't worry as I spin the tale.  My adrenaline is too high to concentrate, and I want to get this down in case I'm called to testify for this lady.

Shit.  I turned 35 on Sunday.  I woke up Sunday remembering WHY I quit drinking.  I had to lament the loss of one more year; I couldn't just sit there and let it sneak out.

Shit.  I turned 35 on Sunday.  I woke up Sunday remembering WHY I quit drinking.  I had to lament the loss of one more year; I couldn't just sit there and let it sneak out.

There are days when all I want to do is scream. 

Today I wanna run through the shop howling like a spider monkey.

Poo flinging may occur.  Wear appropriate safety attire.

There are days when all I want to do is scream. 

Today I wanna run through the shop howling like a spider monkey.

Poo flinging may occur.  Wear appropriate safety attire.

In case nobody reads this, we're having a baby.

Soon.

Great, right? You bet your ass. I'm more excited than a mongoloid deviant with two extra dicks in a ripe melon patch. After the shock wore off, of course. There are a few things I forgot, a few I have learned, and a couple that I'm about to tattoo into a motherfucker's scalp.

In case nobody reads this, we're having a baby.

Soon.

Great, right? You bet your ass. I'm more excited than a mongoloid deviant with two extra dicks in a ripe melon patch. After the shock wore off, of course. There are a few things I forgot, a few I have learned, and a couple that I'm about to tattoo into a motherfucker's scalp.

I'm supposed to be working tonight but I just don't have the motivation.  I have these moments, as I'm sure you do to.  Hell, we all do.  But until today, i've never seen the apparent disregard, if that is the appropriate word, that I witnessed today.

Thank you to Stang for hooking a brother up!  My only worry is that I'll have a bunch of people wearing them at the ChiLan.... if I get to make it.. 

Is Daddy happy?  Oh hell yeah!   (Moderately NSFW for those with high strung bitchy folks about)

How kick ass is my day?

Ain't that somethin' for a G?